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Panda

When you are being a panda you are being a square and also a dumbass, if you have the name "Panda" online (at any point in the username) you are adopted and your family doesn't love you, but you watch a lot of twitch and have no social life
He was being such a Panda
by LucidIsHere_ April 20, 2022
mugGet the Pandamug.

Session Panda

Someone who loves a session and loves to have there belly rubbed while sessioning. Generally found in the Pearse St. area of Dublin or in one its many filthy nightspots or listening to Daft Punk, Vitalic, Dr lektroluv, Digitalism etc. in any auld place that will have him and sher who wouldnt.
Anto is such a session panda. I love him.
by OiGD October 17, 2008
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Panda

a cute bear that eats bamboo but can rip out your organs like any other bear.
that panda is so cute!

You do know that’s a bear that eats bamboo? It can and will kill you.
by Animal crossing October 11, 2021
mugGet the Pandamug.

PANDA+

Meaning:

Pansexual/romantic
Asexual
Nonbinary
Demisexual/romantic
Aromantic
+ is for any other sexual/romantic orientation or gender that is rejected by people outside and inside of LGBT+ community
Person 1 : Hey, have you heard about PANDA
Person 2 : You mean that cute animal?

Person 1 : Nah, I mean the PANDA+ community. It's for rejected sexualities and genders
Person 2 : Nice bro
by _yoka_ March 20, 2019
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panda Khan

A ninja panda or some shit
Birthplace: A small out of the way dimension
Height: 8'
Weight: 350 lbs. (that includes all his fur)
Pet Peeve: People who say, "Who gave you the black eyes?"
Favorite Battle Hold: Bear hug

Description
Descended from giant mutant Earth pandas, a thousand years in the future, Panda Khan is the Samurai ruler of a genetically improved tribe of battlin' bears. Leaving his alien world in search of great adventure, Khan boarded a Tong pirate ship and using the ancient art of Ting Zing Pao, time-traveled to Earth, 1990. Landing in the sewers, Panda Khan linked up with the Turtles for an unbearably good time. Living by the code of the Khan, Panda Khan "Khantinues" to help the Turtles combat crime and cruelty wherever he finds it. Outfitted with his protective chain mail and samurai armor, Panda Khan's hard for the Foot Clan to "bear."
Josh:I got the panda Khan figure
Jimmy:lame
by BiggeCheese105 July 2, 2023
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Child punchin pandas

A group of friends that like to make fun of each other and make odd jokes
They are like child punchin pandas making stupid jokes
by The one and only king savage December 29, 2016
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Post-panda regret

The immediate feeling of misery and regret after eating Panda Express. Primarily occurs after consuming a “Plate” or “Bigger Plate” with Orange Chicken or Beijing Beef as an entree. Abbreviated as PPR.
Guy 1: Let’s go out for some drinks!

Guy 2: Nah man, I have Post-Panda Regret. I can’t move.
by Cotriangulation June 4, 2025
mugGet the Post-panda regretmug.

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