Jade Stalk

(n.) Asian penis; Penis that holds aura

Master wu showed me his ancient technique to stroke the Jade Stalk

by masterwu69 October 7, 2025

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Jade rights

Something non existing.

Jade: *does something inappropriate*
Everyone who sees it: 🚫 jade rights

by idctbh July 18, 2019

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Teri-jade is known as a young passionate girl who is very pretty and cleaver always wins in fights, she is very abusive and likes to go to clubs she also likes to style her hair and organise her stuff the night or even week before, she is very passionate about bullying as she dislikes it so much, she is a daddy’s girl and has a talent for singing. She loves doing physical activity’s like swimming and netball and is very popular. Teri-jades most offer have a lot of boyfriends, or a lot of people like her. She has only 2 bestfriends who lives close and travels a lot.

Teri-jade has a voice like angels.

by TessaBrooks_ September 26, 2017

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Jade

The most dramatic girl you will ever meet. She definitely goes to a theatre or drama club. Everyone knows her just by the sort of good or bad things she has done. She loves to be the centre of attention and doesnt even care if its for a good thing or a bad thing. I have met a jade and shes a total bitch and drama queen. She thinks she knows everything when she really doesnt. Although she is smart in maths.

Person 1: Brooo that girl just is so annoying- she probably goes to a drama camp in the summer.. Shes a jade isnt she..
Person 2: Yeah thats definitely a jade. Hold up- THAT IS JADE LOLLLLL

by hola_ninos_lizaerd October 7, 2021

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Jade

The kindest, cute, smart and amazing person you'll ever going to meet. Jade's are very family orientated and the mother of the groups. She constantly checks on people and knows how to make everyone feel better when they are sad. Jade's are always willing to help you out if you have a problem and will sort it through with you even if you don't think you need to. Everyone around them loves to spend time and talk to them as they make everyone around them comfortable. Jade's will always be there for you as they care so much about the people around them. Jade's are also extremely smart and are somehow extremely good at binary. Anyone has a Jade in their lives should cherish them, as Jade's will be the greatest thing that will have happened in their lives.

Wow you are such a jade!

Thank you for being a jade to me.

by chicken_little143 June 4, 2022

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