modern

what was described here earlier as dating culture. I can totally relate. its uncomfortable being forced into a game where both participants kind of apply to rules that they think are valid and true because we are taught to believe so. like, who defines how and why two people come together? so we make a shortterm effort in using nice flattering words, smile even if we don't feel like it, invest in flowers and food and hope we win? and thats it? we return to our lives telling our friends that "its official guys, he posted it on facebook" and fail to see that the real connection our souls are craving is not found in trying to be liked but in being true to yourself and being accepted.

"I don't want to date you. Our first date was horrible. It felt like a game. All i want is to calm down a little from the madness of modern life."

by Krkič April 18, 2019

rokos modern life

a tv show in the 90's that most of us loved. our parents also liked this show but they were laughing at in for a diffrent reason. there were very bad subliminal messages in the show. for example in one episode there was a town called ballzach
and in another a character named phill the turtle touches the character hef a cow and makes hef angry. phill says sorry but heff stays angry. what would make a cow that angry? what would make you that angry?

rokos modern life a tv show in the ninteys that we all loved

by angelo catalano August 27, 2006

Model T

giving your partner a handjob to the same action as the old model T crank automobile. It is most preferred in a clockwise cranking action until your partner ejaculates in her or his face.

after a hard day at work. my bf made me give him a model t in the bedroom. started rite up, all over my face.

by slum lord October 23, 2011

Modern Loneliness

Modern Loneliness,

We're never alone but always depressed, love my friends to death but I never call and I never text

I'm having a bad case of Modern Loneliness

by Queen of hearts ♡♡ May 22, 2020

dip mode

to run away from someone most often police

I went into dip mode when i saw the teacher coming.

by i dont know right now December 13, 2006

Armadillo Mode

The condition in which the nut sack becomes smaller and more compact when exposed to colder temperatures.

Man, when I jumped in the lake it was so cold that my gonads immediately entered armadillo mode!

by the bradmeister March 6, 2009

Ziploc Mode

When you want to txt in the shower so you seal your phone is a Ziploc bag to act as a clear water-proof barrier so it doesn't get wet

wow i need to txt but im so dirty i need a shower!!

i know i think ill go "Ziploc Mode" so i can talk and get totally clean at the same time

by DanielrATX March 12, 2009