Masturbate

When you are so depressed that it's your only way of escape. Sure you can get pleasure from it, but it's temporary. And then you get even more depressed. Like cigarettes, It begins as a very fun and new and exciting process, given that you just discovered your puberty. But over the years, you just get tired of it.

You get tired over it and want to stop this once and for all. But you can't. You can't because it's just so addicting. It's basically self harm but a lot, lot less painful and harmful. But its still tiring. You can't stop. You regret ever starting it. But it's your only way of escape, from all your pain, suffering, and tiredness. Ever time you masturbate, you feel absolutely ashamed, pathetic, miserable and like an absolute piece of shit.

You start by feeling horny as fuck, either you probably open p*rn or just create pictures in your head of whatever fetish you have. I mostly have a fetish of female neck movement, and (partly) NATURAL and NOT FORCED female hiccups and burps. Enough of that. After that you hold your cock or shove in pussy (depends if you're a boy or girl. I am of the former.) And then you pleasure yourself as if you're having sex, but you actually don't. Many use lubricants like lotion or oil, or soap when you're in shower. but I personally prefer dry. I mostly masturbate during shower and before sleep. It's shitty, really.
Corbin: *goes to sleepover and can't masturbate*
Corbin: "guess I won't sleep today. I really need to masturbate. But I don't wanna. Man, my life just keep getting shitter."
by Joshua Joestar (MvN) June 20, 2022
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masturbed

the feeling of being disturbed while walking in on someone masturbating
just walked in on trevor beating his meat, i’m masturbed.
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free range masturbation

The accomplishment that comes with masturbating in many locations and positions
My wife left for her family trip so I took up free range masturbation around the house.
by Justjamesar December 23, 2022
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Masturbation

The activity of mastering how to bait a fish. /s
Jim: Hey Johnny, I'm going to the lake to masturbate, care to join me?
Johnny: Hell yeah Him, let's go masturbate together.
Jim: Great! Can't wait to get better with my masturbation!
by The Takahashi Brothers August 27, 2021
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Masturbation

That thing whats girls will never tell you they do it everyday too like you. Do not lie. Everyone knows you doing right now too. Just stop it for a min.
"I never masturbate cause it's deleting memory. I read it like a half year ago... or 3 months? I can't remember.... masturbation (I have to write it to submit this help😁)
by NeverMasturbates April 4, 2019
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Masturbation friend

Because you don't masturbate with normal friends... that would be weird
Yesterday I had a great evening with my masturbation friends
by Jonhspyro December 22, 2019
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masturbate

John: Damn I wanna masturbate to Mia Khalifa!!
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