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Baton Liberal

A baton liberal is a person who claims to follow the ideals of liberalism, but whose actual political ideas seem to be closer to conservatism.

The distinguishing characteristic of a baton liberal is that they want to illegalise just about everything. Movies, video games, tv-shows, martial arts, pre-marital sex - you name it. They are also more often than not overly positive about the police force and all of their policies on judicial matters reflect this.

They bear some resemblance to what people in the US refer to as neocons, and like neocons they are at their core just a bunch of populists.
That guy is such a baton liberal. All he ever talks about is making the police force bigger and extending prison terms.
by Ballistic Travis January 24, 2011
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Jew Liberal

A person that doesn't pay for anything in a group. Blames the system for all their self created problems. Takes advantage of others generosity.
Telling someone you bought their drinks when someone else really paid for it makes you a Jew Liberal
by Bambam6464 December 24, 2016
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Progressive Liberal

Oh yeah did you hear about those progressive liberals that were looting the stores in Minnesota?
by thetypicalconservative November 4, 2020
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quasi-liberal

A young person who thinks they're very liberal and woke, but are actually just entitled parrots of their parents.
She is being a bit of a quasi-liberal at the moment. Like, I agree what she's saying, but she emanates such entitlement and is making her claims without any reasoning.
by bRuHmIdWeStKiNdACrInGe November 6, 2020
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The Liberal Curtain

The fictional hiding place used by liberals who refuse to admit they saw and actually believe deep down that there was massive cheating that went on during the 2020 election. Knowing full well that if the shoe was on the other foot, there would not be any stores or restaurants left standing in cities like Detroit, Atlanta, Kenosha, Seattle...etc.
Pay no attention to the person behind the Liberal Curtain pulling the strings. There is nothing to see here.

If you don't comply with the election results you will be labeled a racist by the main stream media who is running the world from behind the Liberal Curtain.
by Damage_Inc December 18, 2020
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Hassayampa Liberal

A Arizona Native American legend claims that anyone who drinks from the Hassayampa River can never tell the truth again. A Hassayampa American is a person of left origin, News media or politician, whom has apparently over drank from the Hassayampa River.
That Hassayampa Liberal news anchor is at it again, if her lips are moving she's lieing! That Hassayampa Liberal Congressman is trying to blame the economy on Trump again!
by PappaSierra October 16, 2021
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Carthage College of Liberal Arts

Sandwiched between Chicago and Milwaukee this small liberal arts college is known for its disgruntled student body, beautiful campus, regular food poisoning outbreaks, and vicious Canadian Geese.
"I graduated from Carthage College of Liberal Arts."

"No way! In Kenosha Wisconsin? And you were happy you went?"
"Yep! One of the few who was happy. My freshman year I lost 10 pounds the food was so bad."
by The Creative Dyslexic August 3, 2021
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