A friend who follows you around whilst shopping, potentially because they have no sense of personal style or space. Highly annoying. When you ask their opinion they will often say what they think you want to hear, rather than their genuine belief, lest it be 'wrong'.
by sweetchillisauce January 9, 2010
Get the Shadow Shoppermug. by Big-Lou June 6, 2004
Get the shadow-walker_mug. by Crazy Train McGraw January 20, 2022
Get the Shadow Simpingmug. The Shadow is a person who self proclaims this name as a sign of his autism.Dont get too close because he will proceed to flex with his robux from his moms credit card.Do not engage conversation because he will say "who asked". I repeat, stay away from him, if he starts to say something about giving you free stuff its just a trap, he will proceed to assert his unexistant dominance.Is very "toxic" and can be mistaken for a fortnite player very easly.
by Mr Shroom November 21, 2021
Get the The Shadowmug. The process of gooning in a meditative state, as in secretively gooning, often in public, without physically stroking your shi.
synonyms: Shadow Stroking, DFRB special, Hodgin it, Stickin it.
synonyms: Shadow Stroking, DFRB special, Hodgin it, Stickin it.
"Damn Jonny, are you shadow gooning with Ben and Nick again? I told you to invite me you fucking asshole."
by Nightjar_7 June 15, 2025
Get the Shadow Gooningmug. Shadow Skins are black individuals who are just so black it’s beyond the point of being able to see them
by UrBoiRoloGT December 22, 2021
Get the Shadow Skinsmug. verb
To be utterly destroyed, obliterated, or defeated beyond recovery. When something is so completely wrecked that it might as well have been banished to another dimension.
Often used humorously or dramatically to describe situations where someone or something gets taken down in an over-the-top way.
To be utterly destroyed, obliterated, or defeated beyond recovery. When something is so completely wrecked that it might as well have been banished to another dimension.
Often used humorously or dramatically to describe situations where someone or something gets taken down in an over-the-top way.
"Dude, I was just trying to play casually, but he Shadow Realmed me with that 10-hit combo."
"My phone fell off the balcony and landed face-down on concrete. It's completely Shadow Realmed."
"We tried to argue with the boss, but she Shadow Realmed us with a 30-minute PowerPoint."
"My phone fell off the balcony and landed face-down on concrete. It's completely Shadow Realmed."
"We tried to argue with the boss, but she Shadow Realmed us with a 30-minute PowerPoint."
by word-master February 2, 2025
Get the Shadow Realmedmug.