The dry hump McGoo

Where you hook up with probley the hottest chick you will ever meet but are too drunk and had to many illicit drugs to get it up so you rub your dick on her pussy to try to get it hard

Guy1: man saw you hook up with Sally last night she is smoking

Guy2: yea but I couldn't get it up so I had to give her the dry hump McGoo

by Jayba11s January 9, 2018

Jump it and hump it

A statement used to tell one to fornicate his female counter part without prior notice or with out her concent. also know as rape.

God: What did u do w/ that mary magdolin lady?
Jesus: NOTHING DAD!!
Mosses: Jump it and Hump it!!! WOOOT

by WWT SKATER July 26, 2006

humpa

A short, stocky wide youth, who looks like an "umpa-lumpa" or a "hobbit". Asian appearance, small fat hands with a receding hairline (balding). Loves cheese and onion potato chips and chilli bread sandwich as a quick snack. Often gets abused by tall white men by the names of Gregory. Also has a hobby of playing with his penis.

Humpa: Ohhhhh man! *eats chilli bread sandwich, plays with penis and licks fingers* Ahh my balls are on fire!

Me: Damn, that chilli smell reminds me of a Humpa.

by John Wayne May 13, 2005

dry hump

sex or sex-like actions without orgasm

An attractive, perky blonde lap dancer gives many dry humps to customers

by Adam August 2, 2006

humpbag

a female who has ramdon sex with men she doesnt know.also she iss storing there semen

Carol is such a humpbag.. she will sleep with anyone

by mary November 10, 2004

Hump

To wang a sheela with ye porker harder than the queens house walls.

I humped ye mum mate

by Arthur's fist January 19, 2017

Hump Day

When you only have sexual songs stuck in your head on a Wednesday.

Friend: I can't get Bruno Mars' Versace on the Floor song out of my head.

Me: It's hump day so it's normal for sexual mood songs to be stuck in your head bruv.

by TheSaltmates February 7, 2018