HIPSTER

A trendy homosexual fixie riding, grit smokin douche bag. He is always wearing a striped v-neck with holes in it, tight black cheap monday pants, a vintage fedora w/ a peacock feather. They wear old worn italian cycling shoes, vans with holes, and/or toms often wear nazi or WW2 jackets, and bright neon "Fay Banz" (fake ray bans). They have trendy facial hair, and long and short section in their hair that seem out of place. Often shop at urban outfitters and american apparel. Essential accesories include: 1st generation ipod (because its bulky and works better and is trendier supposedly, which is filled with indie rock, alternative, or strange french pop), Vintage cigarete case filled with camel or parliament grits, strange leather bracelets, keys on belt, Vintage messenger or courier bag, sidekick 2. Use words like janky, sketchy, and epic fail. have a vintage italian steel track bike thats never been on the track and most likely has bright colors and 1 or 2 aerospokes.

Hipster 1: dude thats one janky lookin fixed we should go work on that or someting..

Hipster 2: Hold on i gotta pause my 1st gen, yeah sounds good but im too lazy, id rather just brush my hair and smoke some cigarretes, did u hear they're having a urban out fitter sale?

Hipster 2: solid we can go with our fix krew and have a ride there.

by cheap monday 123 January 11, 2009

hipster

Dorian Sanders. He wears scarves, big framed glasses, and walks around with 8 cameras around his neck, snapping pictures every emotional second he gets. He thinks triangles are the epitome of life, they're so deep, yet so shallow...~

Dorian Sanders is a hipster.

by tjudez November 10, 2010

hipster

a serious problem on the L train.

lets stand next to these hipsters so when they get off at Bedford we can take their seats.

by staywarm December 7, 2006

Hipster

16-25 year olds who love indie rock, modern poetry, art galleries, thrift stores, and independent films. Generally they dress in band t-shirts, subdued blazers, and jeans (not too loose or too tight). They have messy (generally) non-dyed brown hair.

Not to be confused with scenesters. Hipsters are pretty cool besides their snobby pretension, but scenesters are vain idiots. If you're not sure if someone is one way or the other, ask them if they have a MySpace. If they excitedly give you their address and go on and on about it, it's a scenester. If they stare blankly it's a hipster.

Hipsters are the same things as indie kids, by the way.

by kehya May 10, 2006

hamster sex

When a person fills their bedroom or car with newspaper shreddings and then proceeds to have sex with someone in it.

Tom: I had hamster sex last night.
Tony: That's weird and gross.
Tom: Thank you.

by Mom!TheMeatloaf! August 20, 2011

Hipster

Kind of like an Emo kid who never really grew out of it.

Person: "So, what do you do for a living?"

Hipster: "I prefer to say I hipst. Excuse me, I'm late for a jam session at my parents house with my old high school buddies. We're gonna record our Indie rock covers on our old school tape machine. Oh yeah, and get this - after, we're gonna get high. It's awesome."

by sodapopmary December 28, 2005

hipster

the a.v club's favorite word. used to describe, compliment, or insult anything.

This is a hipsterized club in a hipster-infested neighborhood known as the hipster mecca to local hipsters
---av club entry on mcdonalds.

by skudge January 9, 2008