turd hammer

a person or object that is as useful as using a turd to drive nails.

I was so drunk last night, I was a real turd hammer for driving home.

by Bill Wixby January 16, 2007

Dick Hammer

1 n: A penis used as a hammer, almost explicitly referencing sexual intercourse
2 n: A penis shaped like a hammer
3 v: Term used to describe causing harm to someone or some thing.

1- 'Oh. My. God. Last night was great, he has a dick hammer.'

2- 'Let's dick hammer this jerk.'

by God October 28, 2004

pink smelly hammer

The main part of the male reproductive system *penis* doused in an exotic condament then used as a slapping device in a practical joke.

To give the pink smelly hammer is to turkey slap a fellow person after dipping your penis in fish oil.

by El, Skinn and co January 2, 2006

hammer

Captain Morgan and Orange Juice

its like a screwdriver but with rum instead of vodka so its a hammer

i'm just chillin with a hammer in my hand and a pretty lady on my lap

by sir charles robinson July 19, 2006

hammer of case

It is the very incliaction of the framing clip. To perform a task on the case one must submit a report/ratio to the correct mast in time. Of course, what it surrounds comes around.

The hammer of case and monkey may is the very inclination of the framing clip.

by worldchobo June 5, 2003

Hammer Show

Being drunk beyond all imaginable belief.

man, i was a HAMMER SHOW last night.

by Cfishhhh March 31, 2010

hammer class

a useless class that you have to take but has no application in the real world. Or a class that you have to take to use a hammer (obviously useless).

Man honors classes are total hammer classes

by llama llady December 23, 2010