Deke Hammer

This act is preformed when a man 'batwings' his ball sack over his partners vagina and then uses his penis to hammer his balls into her.

The Deke Hammer gave Colin some serious blue balls the next morning.

by Rampant lion September 7, 2013

Thor's Hammer

When one gets aroused by thunderstorms or loud, booming noises.

This thunderstorms given John a bad case of Thor's Hammer. He has to get nailed during thunderstorms.

by OtterWithMjolnir August 2, 2018

Jack Hammer

A sex act that involves clapping your hands together and making a pointer with your index and middle finger. You then slide the "jack Hammer" into your girlfriend and you shake your arms like a jackhammer.

Last night I received the jack hammer and I couldn't walk this morning.

by Joe likes yogurt March 25, 2022

hammer blow

verb: to strike a person in the face with the penis
She got smart with me and i cock slapped the bitch!

She got smart with me and I hammer blown the bitch!

by unklesatan March 19, 2017

todd hammer

Hammer in which a “ special” person needs to keep from hurting themselves!!

Use the Todd Hammer so you do not hurt yourself.

by Bumpkin42167 January 6, 2019

Hammer Plowed

Drunk beyond all mortal belief.

We were so hammer plowed last night bro, we had gay sex...sorry dude.

by bret. August 14, 2008

douche hammer

A baseball bat. Specifically an older bat, kept behind the driver's seat for the sole purpose of beating the fuck out of cracker ass douchebag white boys.

Ey nigga, throw me the douche hammer, im bout to split this bitches shit-

by K-Roc-Z October 26, 2007