Hammer Plowed

Drunk beyond all mortal belief.

We were so hammer plowed last night bro, we had gay sex...sorry dude.

by bret. August 14, 2008

Thor's Hammer

When one gets aroused by thunderstorms or loud, booming noises.

This thunderstorms given John a bad case of Thor's Hammer. He has to get nailed during thunderstorms.

by OtterWithMjolnir August 2, 2018

Slam-hammered

Being so hammered that when you walk you slam into things in your path.

When you are slam-hammered it's hard to walk down a hallway without slamming into the walls as you go.

by JelinaCulia May 14, 2009

Ban hammer

A unwieldy weapon given to some in a server Forum chat room etcetera please select few people are known as moderators the ban Hammer holds the power of what the name implies Banning people most moderators are cool about it and only use their power for good some may use it for evil though

This weapon is known as the ban hammer it's strikes fear into many users and why many users fear moderators for their power because with one command and one Smite and you're off for good or who knows how long

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 March 2, 2019

Ban Hammer

When an autistic child beats you to death with a hammer.

“Hey did you hear that Cole struck Mason with the ban hammer?”

“Yeah, that was a terrible thing that happened.”

by HokageGoku122 May 3, 2023

Cabbage Hammer

A term used by your orchestra that expresses how he/she/they have too much free time.

My sister insists that the term cabbage hammer is a real term that people use.

by imoverit@17 June 2, 2021

douche hammer

A baseball bat. Specifically an older bat, kept behind the driver's seat for the sole purpose of beating the fuck out of cracker ass douchebag white boys.

Ey nigga, throw me the douche hammer, im bout to split this bitches shit-

by K-Roc-Z October 26, 2007