Ghost Gooning

Ghost Gooning- The act of jerking off publicly without anybody knowing.

I was in the car with my family the other day and Ghost Gooned.

Ghost Gooning- Secretley getting off with nobody noticing or knowing.

by FuttBucker9000 July 26, 2025

We Used To Goon To TS

Usually used regarding something that used to be popular but is kind of cringe now

*Sees old meme*

"We used to goon to ts"

by KaffeMannen July 26, 2025

Goon Cave

A dark or dim space where a person would lay horizontally and goon. Oftentimes, people enter the goon cave during peak daylight, when they should be outside.

Yo! I’m going to the goon cave!

by dylf2025 July 27, 2025

Goon material

Goon material, meaning that whatever the term is applied to is worthy of Gooning (masturbating) toward and or with

Yo bro I just seen this one jawn shaking ass on twitter, that’s goon material I’m not gonna lie

by Sondhr July 28, 2025

Kinda gooned to Mbappé

“Kinda gooned to Mbappé” is a change of words to a song called Hadal Ahbek and is a MASSIVE meme on TikTok.

Canada man hop on the jerkmate, Kinda gooned to Mbappé, Obama have dih. Obama have dih.

by VYB3 July 29, 2025

Gooning

the unbeatable furry porn aura farming method,
gooning isnt an act but a lifestyle, gooning ia life itself, we exist thanks to furry porn and gooning ://3

person 1: yo im gooning!
person 2: holy shit... thats... so.. tuff..

by FemboyPraiser August 2, 2025

Giga-gooning

Verb: when your gooning addiction is eating up all the bandwidth so other users can't access wifi or it slows the speeds down.

Man, I can't stream Happy Gilmore 2 because Rinthen is giga-gooning in his room!

by anonymous August 4, 2025