when you ejaculate but its too cold outside and you get the urge to lick the frozen semen, but then you have to call the fire department because your tongue is stuck to your frozen semen.
by dickboi223 December 15, 2016
Get the fap and freezemug. IRS Agent 1: Why is he taking so long to open the door?
IRS Agent 2: He’s probably doing the classic fap n’ crap.
IRS Agent 2: He’s probably doing the classic fap n’ crap.
by uncleGhandalf May 14, 2020
Get the Fap N’ Crapmug. Fap dialing is the act of accidentally calling someone while masturbating or engaging in a sexual activity. This commonly happens when one has his/her phone in their pocket while masturbating and their body accidentally dials a number and calls it.
"Dude, I'm in huge trouble, I accidentally fab dialed my mom last night and it left a voice mail! She heard everything! Dang, I hope I never fap dial anyone again."
by No Comment, I'm done January 11, 2017
Get the fap dialmug. by Crasherfunkey July 20, 2025
Get the w fapsmug. A WETTY fap is when your jerking and some nut but not all comes out so you finally finish pounding your meat slobbered with your own nut
by Nigger808 March 26, 2023
Get the WETTY fapmug. The Fap is a common term used amongst cultured men (Men who aren’t we wee fruits) The Fap was established by a “smick” in 2022, when he created “The Fap Bucket Hat”
by Commander Keep Her Lit April 27, 2022
Get the The Fapmug. when a man (or transgender) mastrubates
by minecrap55 February 15, 2017
Get the fapmug.