Fake-Chow

To Trick a girl into thinking you are licking her pussy by using your fingers instead and making le le le le sound with your mouth. Used Alot when a ugly girl wants chow and there is no way out of it.

Dude1: This ugly ass girl wanted me to chow her last night!
Dude2: Did you?!
Dude1: No i just fake-chowed her.

by TyTyBBs January 1, 2012

Fake it February

The No Nut November for girls. Girls must go 28 (or maybe 29) days without having an orgasm.

Rules:
1. No orgasams

2. Feel free to fake it

Bf: sorry babe it’s No Nut November

Gf: whatever just remember I’m doing Fake it February

by Webademude November 11, 2019

Fake sport

A sport where the outcome of the matches are rigged or predetermined. For example: Pro Wrestling. Companies like WWE, TNA, Ring of Honor etc. are based on pro wrestling where all the matches are staged.

Person 1: Wow Steven, did you know that that Undertaker crucified Stone Cold Steve Austin last night?
Person 2: Dude don't you know that WWF is fake?
Person 1: Whaddaya mean?
Person 2: It's not real, there is no dead man who is alive, nor he can crucify a person on TV and get away with it. It's the same as Santa Claus. It's a fake sport, fiction for children. Sorry to break it down like this
Person 1: 'sobbing' It's still real to me dammit !

by not_a_fag January 7, 2016

fake-tipping

The act of tipping waiter/waitress with a fake 20 and a maxed out Quiznos card

Me and my friends went fake-tipping at the diner.

by duhduhduh6 February 9, 2012

Fake tight

when you see a male/female and they appear to be hot, but upon a second look you realize they are a not as hot as you first thought.

John: did u see that dime?
Will: yea man she is fake tight.

by HRM SMK April 3, 2008

fake follower

An inactive social media follower.
One who does not like, comment, or interact with posts by an account that they follow.

Derek is such a fake follower, he never likes my pictures.

by realfollower September 5, 2017

Fake Agbero

Kids with working class parents that left the capital of Nigeria to rent apartments with their parents money in urban-rural part of Lagos

these boys are fake agberos, one broken bottle and they ran off

by yungpurpchicago December 16, 2019