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Best Fake Friends

When you are forced to be phony friends with someone you hate due to sharing the same work environment.
Mary: "Wow, did I just see you talking and laughing with Jane?"
Sarah: "Ya, she was transferred to our project - so now we're on the same team and are BFF's"
Mary: "Really? I thought you hated her?"
Sarah: "Oh I hate her fucking face. We're Best Fake Friends now."
Best Fake Friends by DJ Chazzy Chaz September 8, 2011

lets be friends 

this is when she tears your heart out... you most likely will go home and cry and wonder what you have done wrong like me right now...
i would never cheat on you, i never want you to be sad, i will always be there for you.

best friends 

people in the world who lighten your every move and u miss more than words say when u are not together
han, taz and jen
best friends by she devil September 21, 2003

Just Friends 

There is nothing there.
you, me not gonna happen.
get it though your brain.
Friends.
Not even friends.
your ugly.
leave me alone.
Logan-"we are Just Friends."
Me-"and boom goes the castle."
Just Friends by Cuteshit3 August 10, 2009

Let's just be friends 

The ultimate put down; what woman say when they want to hear your heart actually break, and enjoy it.
Used when you have just made a drunken fool of yourself explaining your unrequited love to the Office Tease and she wants you to know that your rate lower than thrush, but in a "nice way".

Fuck-Your-Friends February 

A challenge to see how many of your friends you can have sex with.
I am gonna love Fuck-Your-Friends February!