Donald Trump

Big Daddy Trump is America’s orangest president and aims to build a wall. He got mad cake and is a beautiful small handed man. His bestie is Kim Jong-un.

Jimmy: “Did you see Donald Trump watched the olympics last night?”
Me: “Yeah, but he was only watching it to see how high the Mexican can jump”
Jimmy: “Dang, you right”

by Orangedaddy October 8, 2019

Donald trump

A white trash with bill gates dick in his mouth and getting fucked by Asians and Mexicans

Donald trump is gay and is taking a dump

by Parker dick face August 14, 2016

Donald Trump

Simple definition: Everything you want to be...
Just kidding, that's a lie...
A good definition: a dick munching, maniac. In other words, your mom.

Guy 1: Who's Donald Trump?
Guy 2: Just go to google and look up a meme

by latrelljennings June 1, 2016

Donald Trump

The worst person alive

he s such a Donald Trump.

by ukelele babe March 21, 2017

Donald Trump

The worst president of the USA. The first Oompa Loompa president of the United States. Congratulations dumbasses.

Don't be a Donald trump kids.

by Samurai Jackolyte Spearow March 18, 2017

Donald Trump

A horrible excuse for a president who probably has the words smallest dick, and he also has small hands

"Did you know Donald Trump has small hands?"

by Rihanna’s Gay Son March 22, 2017

Donald Trump

America's dumbest President ever

Redneck: "Donald Trump is gonna make America great again!!"
Intelligent person: "Oh my God.."

by Becky Rubin February 23, 2017