Baltimore Tax Dollars

To skin your penis and jerk off with vinegar.

Patricia, you owe me Baltimore Tax Dollars!

by HankerWanker October 21, 2025

Million Dollar Poo

When you take a shit at work whilst on public holiday rates

If I can just Poo for a bit longer i’ll be able to squeeze out some more overtime on Christmas morning….the dream the Million Dollar Poo.

by Alfred Buttlicker December 31, 2021

tropical food dollars

Old school food stamps...before the cards came out

I'm hungry...anyone got some tropical food dollars.

by Shedtown October 26, 2018

dollar collar

This refers to the neck brace commonly seen on people who have been in an accident, and sustained injuries to their neck or spinal cord. It's called a dollar collar because when you get one this way, someone else is typically paying the medical bills, and some extra, and you sit around and "recuperate".

When you see a (normally black) person driving stupidly...

Steve: Did you see that SUV pull out in front of that bus?!
Dave: Man that stupid nigger must be tryin' to get a damn dollar collar.

by Plate of Berries December 16, 2011

Snapped like a 2 dollar lawn chair

How an obsessed jealous ex girlfriend reacts when she comes in contact with the love of her life in public and he is with another bitch

When i seen Cory with his new bitch at the park. I snapped like a 2 dollar lawn chair.

by A816K September 25, 2018

Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children For A Twenty Five Dollar Open Container Ticket

Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children For A Twenty Five Dollar Open Container Ticket

Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children For A Twenty Five Dollar Open Container Ticket

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

Dollar General Seven

A woman who is a little better looking than the normal Dollar General patrons. She actually has all her teeth, doesn’t go out in public in her pajamas. 85% chance she’s a single mom, 50% chance she’s paying with EBT. However, would be considered a 4 in any other environment.

Stayed too long at the bar… looks like I’m taking a Dollar General Seven home.

by MrTheScrambler January 18, 2025