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Mad Mom Disease

a disease that moms get when they have children. Symotoms include: excessive nagging, overprotiveness, and constant interrogation
Baxter: Tyler's mom got Mad mom disease.
Dutch:I know right
Baxter: All while we was out, she kept caling asking him when he's coming and when we left she tried to leave with us!
Dutch: When I was on the phone with him she kept asking him about our conversation!
by emoheart December 27, 2009
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digital bipolar disease

People who are knowledgeable about most things on the Internet but choose to have no data plan on their mobile devices.
That guy can only txt me because he has digital bipolar disease.
by cfine November 11, 2015
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Derrick Rose Disease

A severe disease in which one has suffered a knee or leg injury. Most commonly referring to a torn ACL.
Yo! Kyle just got Derrick Rose Disease playing football. He’s out for the the season.
by BBKpats January 25, 2018
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Fat Cow Disease

Fat Cow Disease- AS in Mad cow disease one generally loses the ability to remember and think clearly...In fat Cow disease one has an inability to not only think clearly but also perform simple functions such as wearing low rise jeans.

2. A sense of onself feeling lethargic, physically and mentally useless due to a sudden and unexplainable weight gain
Those blue jeans look like they should be on shamu! Judging by those jeans, she has fat cow disease!

2. Geez, I can't get up off the couch today and I can barely write my name. My fat cow disease is kicking in!
by Connie Etn February 3, 2010
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Sexually transmitted disease

Worst Sexually transmitted disease ever.
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Japanese Bum Disease

Entirely fictitious rectal complaint now sweeping the playgrounds of the UK's Primary Schools.

Will be known as Japanese Butt Disease in the USA.
Tulisa has Japanese Bum Disease

Simon Cowell has JBD
by Scally0 January 14, 2013
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Positive Election Disease

A disease that affects a person's ability to reason. People with this condition suffer from irrational delusions that a candidate in an upcoming election will "change everything", "keep their promises" and/or "get things done". Other symptoms include, but are not limited to: believing politics is interesting, putting an election bumper sticker on your otherwise valuable automobile, passing out leaflets and yard signs, and actually reading propaganda mail. Outbreaks generally occur in a 4 year pattern coinciding with presidential elections, although extreme cases will lead the victim to feel this way toward all elections down to county level, especially in die-hard partisans. It will affect Democrats and Republicans differently depending on the candidates and election conditions. Positive Election Disease (PED) gained unprecedented media coverage during Barack Obama's 2008 Presidential campaign, marking the worst recorded epidemic of PED in America.

Facts about PED:

PED feeds on bipartisanship.

Lobbyists are naturally resistant to PED.

PED may affect up to 95 percent of partisans during election time, but affects less than a third of all Independents.

Douchebags are 10 times more likely to get PED.

Network news makes it worse.

PED can cause rioting, especially in developing African countries.

PED does affect politicians, but such cases are quickly cured by lobbyists.

During off-years PED survives in San Fransisco.
douchebag: "Barack Obama will bring change to America! He's going to fix the economy and fix healthcare the right way and he's going to get Democrats and Republicans to work together."

registered independent: "Man, you got Positive Election Disease really bad."
by IndependentForever November 1, 2009
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