dave ped

A fake rumor on the internet about this man that would pretend to kidnap zonuts and eat them, and knowing that zoe lavernes fandom is mostly 9 year olds, they were all scared lmao

Zonut 1: omg have you heard about Dave ped
Zonut 2: No, why?
Zonut 1: he wants to kidnap me

by craft-122500 June 25, 2023

Dave's-javu

Dave's-javu is an incident that you feel has occurred before from a person named of Dave, David or Davard.

Oh gosh i am having Dave's-javu

by BIGDOGBRUCEBEVAL June 09, 2023

Sailor-dave

When a man slaps a woman with a tuna fish, then enters his penis in her tuna box

I gave her a sailor-dave

by Van hoe November 28, 2019

Dave Save

When an issue with technology (or life in general) is fixed by your mate Dave

I couldn’t work out why my pc didn’t work. Thank goodness for the Dave Save.

by JeSuisNot March 25, 2023

charlou dave

charlou dave is someone who's like the sun. even though he's alone-he still shines. he radiates happiness and joy to the people around him. he got a smile that can Light up the whole town. Everybody wants him. every girl wonders what it would be like to love him. he's so gorgeous—you can't say anything to his face. he also has a voice like an angel. he knows how to treat women well because he was raised by a wonderful woman as well. he Never failed to make his family happy. he's a sweet son, a loving brother, and an awesome friend. charlou dave is a godly man—born to lead and serve. he's a role model and an inspiration to young people. he's adorable. that's why he's adored by many people. he's one of a kind—don't dare lose him.

I pray that I will be with a man like Charlou Dave.

I adore you Charlou dave. I want to be with you someday.

by _este May 12, 2022

Dave Mackaying

Often seen in UK orgys, post 2020, due the rise in face mask use; "Dave Mackaying" is a sexual act involving a group of males each wearing a participating member of the acts buttocks on their face, as a kind of face mask.

Example 1.) There was quite a few of us dave mackaying round Lisa's last weekend.

Example 2.) Hey dude, you fancy joining us for some dave mackaying?

by Leftits March 07, 2021

Shady Dave MC

To be a shady Dave you must live in the shadows of dark places. You will find shady Dave’s near crime, pollution, an missing children. Shady Dave’s favorite pastimes include chronic public masterbaition, stealing wheelchairs and holding up hotdog stands.

Damn dude you robbed that senior citizen like a shady Dave MC

by Neighborhood watch March 25, 2020