facebook after dark

It basically means a person writes on their status "if you ever did this____ like this status". It's often dirty things. Like a confession.

"i think i liked something i shouldn't have on facebook after dark last night"

facebook after dark status

by udkwhoiam January 10, 2011

dabble in the dark arts

When one repeatedly hits a hackie sack or footbag with the top of there foot. To make the dabble even better, one might extend his/her arms backwards.

wow! look at that kid dabble in the dark arts!

by SmittyD1123 November 14, 2011

Dark Matter

A substance excreted by nibblonians. It is the fuel source for rocket ships in the year 3000. Among the many astounding properties of dark matter is its incredible density, such that every pound of dark matter weighs over 1000 pounds.

Cop 1: Smells like a 289 in progress.
Cop 2: Failure to scoop, aww yeahh.
Fry (attempting to lift the dark matter poop): Wait, I'm trying! It weighs as much as a thousand suns!

by Kel Varnsen March 12, 2008

Dark side of the moon

To moon someone and then proceed to defecate in their direction.

"Some guy flipped me off yesterday so I had to give him the dark side of the moon."

by satansymbolguy August 27, 2013

glow in the dark condoms

what gay guys use to play Light Sabers

gay guy1: ..i got glow in the dark comdons and black lights..wanna play light sabers?

gay guy2: okay!

by hoe May 13, 2005

the dark knight

Denotes something that exhibits an outstanding excellence in its field, a kind that will be difficult for others to top.

"This is The Dark Knight of comedies, man."

by spaceworlder November 6, 2008

Dark Side

To engage in sexual relations with female Midshipman at the United States Merchant Marine Academy at Kings Point, NY. Also popular among USNA Midshipman.
A person who has engaged in Dark Siding is commonly known as a Dark Sider, also less commonly referred to as The Emperor or Darth Vader, depending upon the attractiveness of the female involved and/or the number of instances of Dark Siding committed by the individual.

Hey did you hear about Smith, he's gone over to the dark side, poor bastard.

by KP Setback June 29, 2006