paper cowboy hats

The disposable paper toilet seat protectors, found in public restrooms.

Hey, look at these great paper cowboy hats, I found in the restroom. Try passing them out while at the airport, to strangers. Make up a sign that says, ‘Get, your free paper cowboys hats here’.

by Navydude83 March 18, 2018

crystal cowboy

A man who exchanges sex for crystal meth

That's the finest crystal cowboy this side of the Mississippi, I'll tell you what

by The big phink January 12, 2019

The Cowboy Hat Rule

Put simply, if you wear the hat, you ride the cowboy

“I saw Jamie wearing a guys hat when she was out on the town the other day”
“You know the cowboy hat rule - you wear the hat, you ride the cowboy”

by ClassyKit November 12, 2023

Himalayan Cowboy

When you take turns frosting your friends in your horse ejaculate like the snow on the himalayan mountains

Aww man, I really wish me and dixon would've been doing the Himalayan cowboy together, but I got stuck with this bitch Sheryllen

by WalnUUUUUT September 8, 2022

plastic cowboy

a plastic cowboy is a suburban person who larps as a cowboy in really lame ways. thinks driving on a gravel road once a month and listening to their local country music station on occasion makes them a cowboy. probably wears a hat and boots to their indoor job.
Like a bud light cowboy but worse.

post 9/11 "country" music is just acoustic pop for plastic cowboys.

by SmashTheState August 20, 2023

cowboy cunt

a person who only wears classic leather cowboy boots, occasionally a big hat, and denim, especially jean jackets

aye look at that cowboy cunt walking down the street

by m305 October 15, 2019

Caviar Cowboy

A bougie cowboy. Someone who appreciates the finer things in life and probably vacations in Aspen or Jackson Hole. Only wears cowboy boots at the bar. Here for the vibes and the vibes only.

Did you see Sarah bought a pair of Lucchese boots and a Kemosabe hat? She's such a caviar cowboy.

by uncleross May 20, 2024