no comparrison

What Skyler discovered regarding two wildly-differing conditions when he'd thought dat he was journeying to da "City of Light" ("I didn't know you could get there by BUS!"), but instead wound up at a marines-training camp.

"Perfessor" Cosmo Fishhawk's hapless nephew discovered dat there was absolutely "no comparrison" between his intended relaxed-'n'-idyllic French-capital destination and da tough-as-nails military establishment dat he mistakenly went to.

by QuacksO July 13, 2025

filming a FloTv commercial

spending the day shopping with the girlfriend; going shopping in general with a female when you are not buying anything for yourself; being forced to spend hours at the mall wishing you could escape to something more serene

Tim: Hey man, a bunch of us are going to play basketball around noon, would you like to come?

James: I wish i could but I'm afraid I'll be filming a FloTv commercial. All. Day.

Tim: Sucks Bro. Really sucks.

by Jungleboyjames September 4, 2010

the happy camper

extended alternative of THC, Tetrahydrocannabinol.
The Happy Camper

Let's have fun when we go camping, we'll be the happiest campers there...

The happy camper stands for THC!

by xhiei September 16, 2010

Pop up Camper

A kind of out of place guy or woman who randomly shows up in your life to watch your problems unfold. Enjoys spending time watching problems of people in Divorce Court. May also be found taking notes outside of local pharmacies all the while, shielding thier face with the newspaper. Typically portrays a person who has outstayed thier welcome in another person's home or property, and refuses to leave.

Synonymous to a camper who pops up on you while you're in a very remote location.

That woman who ran for office recently seemed to be a Pop up Camper. She just wouldn't leave.

by LittleLamb777 June 12, 2018

Doo doo camper

A camper that is better than living in a place where someone is overbearing but is also smelly and the roof is falling in

Let’s go to the ole doo doo camper and watch a movie.

by Alotofnonsense April 7, 2020

Cut to Commercial Break

When you screw something up so badly in front of so many people, that you wish you were being pre-recorded on TV so you could ask the technical staff to literally "cut to commercial break." The cut to commercial break indicates that you have achieved an Xbox like screw up. If you were in a video game, the achievement "Worst thing you've done this year" would indicate below you on screen.

I had a savage, throbbing boner during my job interview yesterday. When I stood up, it kinked in my pants like a broken candy bar and I know the hiring manager saw it. I really wished I could have cut to commercial break. I could hear him telling his buddy I must be "fun sized" on the way out of the lobby.

by CPT Ron July 20, 2020

Motion to Compel Appraisal

n. The cryptid of insurance defense lawyers. i.e. Everyone's heard of one, but no one's ever seen one.

INSURANCE DEFENSE ATTORNEY 1: "Did you hear? They're saying a Motion to Compel Appraisal was recently granted in a County Courthouse. My sources tell me there's even a copy of the motion on file in the Clerk's Office!"

INSURANCE DEFENSE ATTORNEY 2: "Wow! Where did the sighting take place?"

INSURANCE DEFENSE ATTORNEY 1: Somewhere in Florida according to the internet!

by Superlativeness February 20, 2021