crocked cock

A penis that is drunk!

Sorry girls......tonight I have a crocked cock! Tomorrow I'll do you right.

by JoeyBomm June 20, 2020

Nice Cock

1- A friendly way to greet another with class.
2- Something you say right before shanking/wrecking someone in FPS games.

1- "Hey Sara, nice cock"
2- sneaks up behind someone in Tarkov, ready to absolutely destroy some noob. Gets within whispering distance to the target and, right before ending this pathetic worm's existence, says over the mic"nice cock" then as the target is startled and confused out of its mind, free its soul from the physical form it has been confined in.

by DeadDinoDude February 24, 2021

beat the cock

masturbation in slang

Hey dude when i get home im gonna beat the cock

by Marioreyiz August 24, 2011

cum guzzling cock thirsty thunder cunt

The same definition of a bitch nigga or cock monkey

"Kirsten you are a such cum guzzling cock thirsty thunder cunt!!!"

by lil brooklynboy96 September 16, 2016

Sucking your own cock

Sucking your own cock -
The art of bending your head forward towards your penis, and being able to pull at least 1 cm of skin up and down, or enough to ejaculate.

Welp, imma suck my own cock now.

Go away mom, I'm sucking my own cock over here.

Why are you sucking your own cock?

by BOIIIIIbig July 20, 2020

Horse like cock

Someone who’s cock resembles a horses and is able to trip over it if not contained and looked after properly

Amelia Thomson has a horse like cock

by Skinny of the legends May 7, 2020

Lock And Cock

The Lock And Cock is a sexual action preformed as follows. Stick the tip in and lock making it the lock portion, start jerkin' it and when you get close to finishing make a beeping noise like a lock on missile then say the words "target acquired" as you send it balls deep and let er rip and that is the cock portion of the Lock And Cock maneuver.

"Damn bro she's paralyzed after the lock and cock"

by FMJ Javelin April 13, 2021