Ranger Candy 

Ibuprofen, advil, or any other "pain-relieving" medications.

"Holy shit sarge!! That hungry Iraqi-kid just chewed my leg off!!"

"Goddamnit soldier! Eat this Ranger Candy, and suck it up!!"

Ranger Candy by The Jonathan November 18, 2007

soft candy 

Prison slang for someone who’s easily beaten down or taken advantage of.

Primarily used by prisoners doing time at Pelican Bay State Prison, in California.

“Julio thinks he’s a player, in truth he’s nothing but soft candy.”

soft candy by chingon420 May 27, 2006

Man Candy 

Somebody you think is hot and would fuck any second or any moment

Mmmmm Kyles hot but Andys my man candy.

Man Candy by Sabri.Nic April 4, 2017

Boner candy 

1. An attractive body that causes one to become sexually aroused.

2. A slang term refrencing medication prescribed by ones doctor to relieve the tension one experiences during a time of erectile dysfunction.

1. "Back off! This boner candy is mine!"

1. "It must be Halloween cause I see nothin' but boner candy."

1. "Doug is pumped up about next week. His boner candy is being imported from Canada."

2. "Mr. & Mrs. Johnson were having marital problems for some time, but since he was put on boner candy I always see a smile on their faces!"

2. Boner candy, it's like filling a flat tire.

2. Rufus sure doesn't look all that big. I hope he's packing boner candy.

Boner candy by Gaywolf November 11, 2006

arctic circle candy 

Grows only in the Arctic Circle and is cultivated by verbose and highly skilled penguins.

We must protect my arctic circle candy from those filthy Italians!

arctic circle candy by Steve Airport February 12, 2004

man candy 

man candy man-kan-dee n. A delicious, delectable, scrumptious little niblet of happiness which tickles one's fancy and satisfies one's sweet tooth while bringing a flavorful abundance of zing to one's lips and appearing as a Greek god descending from the heavens of the male specimen.

"I definitely cannot engage in this conversation because i have no man candy."

man candy by SEKSCI April 12, 2010

Green candy 

An old CB word developed by 2 potheads on the way to a bowling-ally that means marijuana.

Me and my boy Roach ate up all the green candy last weekend.

Green candy by Valo September 24, 2004