Wet burrito

A dirty Puerto Rican. Usually people with the name Brian but with a “Y”, (Bryan).

Bryan is such a wet burrito. He’s constantly making dirty, sexist jokes, that are far from funny.

by Skilledalien July 11, 2023

Burrito Neck

A burrito neck refers to someone who has a dirty neck, the neck reminds them of burrito meat.

"Hey man, wash your neck, you look like you got a burrito neck!"

by TheSeger October 24, 2023

Bangkok Burrito

A sexual act involving a flesh light filled with diarrhea

I left a surprise Bangkok burrito in his night stand - he’ll never get the smell out of his fleshlight

by anonymous August 31, 2021

burrito kiss

When either you and/or the gal you're going to make out with have consumed a fair amount of Taco Bell before you start kissing, causing the scent of Burritos to drift up into your nose as you're making out.

"Me and Amy drunkenly shared a little burrito kiss before I hate fucked her."

by Penis McFuckFace September 4, 2014

Throwing the burrito

Slang term for doing something that could get you fired.

According to game developer, ex-Blizzard programmer, and cybersecurity professional PirateSoftware (also known as Thor), the phrase was a meme at his office that stemmed from a Blizzard employee sensitivity training video; in it, a male employee who's interested in a female coworker observes his boss hitting on her, and throws a burrito at him in anger.

Employee 1: Hey man, I accidentally shred
Employee 2: Dude, you're seriously throwing the burrito.

Employee 1: Oh fuck, I clicked on a phishing link and now every computer in the IT department is now compromised.
Employee 2: Way to throw the burrito.

by JTBSpartan March 24, 2024

Fat Burrito

An excessively large penis, usually attached to someone of hispanic heritage.

Jake lusted after Josés huge, fat burrito.

by Fuck Sally. June 10, 2018

Burrito milking

Sucking dick

Burrito milking is Johnson favorite thing to do

by Destineehenderson July 5, 2015