term for a man/woman/significant other who is physically attractive, but there is very little that interests you on the inside.
"Hey, what do you think of that girl Amy?"
"She's hot, but not my type."
"Why?"
"She's a bread sandwich."
"She's hot, but not my type."
"Why?"
"She's a bread sandwich."
by Dyleon69 May 19, 2010
Killed cheater scoped bc he was cheating in fncs solo finals yesterday also he pixaced benjyfishy ,me savage and letshe
by Ur nan smells of Easter eggs September 02, 2020
(Watching spongebob at age 7)
Dad what’s canned bread!
My dad with a huge ass grin on his face:
Beer!
Dad what’s canned bread!
My dad with a huge ass grin on his face:
Beer!
by SkullyBoiBrody May 26, 2021
A sexual game where a group of men gather around a piece of bread and ejaculate onto it. The last man to ejaculate then has to eat the bread.
by Linda Destroy ISIS April 07, 2016
Something your trainer tells you to eat because they hate you and all things tasty. Abandon hope all ye who enter here.
"Hey, do we have any bread?"
"Yeah, it's in the fridge. It's really cool, it's call Ezekiel bread, and it's - "
"That is not bread. That is an abomination. Don't ever lie to me again."
"Yeah, it's in the fridge. It's really cool, it's call Ezekiel bread, and it's - "
"That is not bread. That is an abomination. Don't ever lie to me again."
by jxxp July 24, 2019
The act of performing oral sex on a female with a yeast infection while she is driving a motor vehicle. Basically the same thing as "Road-Head" except it is with a female driver and she has enough yeast to bake bread in her cooter.
I gave my girl Road-Bread on the way to the beach. I leaned over under the steering wheel and gave her head. The car was then filled with the sweet aroma of a honey wheat "King's Hawaiian Roll."
by Guacamullet September 05, 2016
by Breadmen July 14, 2017