bottle shopper

A bag you take when you are shopping for wine.

I plan to buy a lot...better bring the bottle shopper.

by Trucker49 November 12, 2011

Bottle or Bud?

When faced with the impossible question; should we buy liquor or marijuana?

yo i only got 30 bucks. bottle or bud?

by RankIndian November 13, 2011

shower in a bottle.

The first beer after a long day of hard work.

Describes what is felt after drinking the first beer after a hard day of work.

-Dude you need to stop at the store....
*why? We're a block away from your house
-I need a shower in a bottle.

Awwwwww.

i love these showers in a bottle. Best time of the day

by Full Status August 28, 2011

Jizzer bottle

When you poke a hole in the cap of a water bottle to make it resemble an ejaculating penis.

"Bro. Why you all wet?"
"Some brah jizzed on me with his jizzer bottle.

by hellatightpussy September 3, 2011

bottle coddle

The parental behavior of letting their child use the baby bottle too long.

You don't have to bottle coddle him. You should wean him off breast milk.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

Bottled it

When you're about to achieve something great but you fail at the last moment.

+Dude, he is about to win this race.

-Let's see.
+Nevermind, he bottled it already. So Super_GT

by AnDrEwFigi December 4, 2018

spunk the bottle

During the sesh someone spills the beer/bong/shottie bottle. That person has 'spunked the bottle'

John tried to catch the open beer can but it spilled on the floor. He had spunk the bottle

by FaceItYoDead August 12, 2017