european bottle rocket

The act of ejaculating while using a penis pump. You must then take said ejaculate and pump the entirety of it into your anus

Guy 1: "Dude I pulled a European bottle rocket last night"

Guy 2: "Nice"

by ZzzNCzzZ September 24, 2017

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Wine bottling

When your morning dump after after an evening drinking is solid like a cork at the beginning and the rest spews out like champagne.

I drank too much last night, had a case of wine bottling on the john this morning.

by Theanswer January 26, 2015

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The act of filling a plastic bottle with semen and squashing it all over your partner like a turkey baster.

Alternatively can be the act of inserting the bottle into a partner's orifice of choice and squeezing it, again, like a turkey baster.

My partner and I tried bottle bonking last night. It took three showers and a bath to clean the jizz off me.

by FuckTheFearTurkey April 30, 2025

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I be poppin bottles

A song by CJ SO COOL, that got popular from TikTok and has stayed pretty relevant since then.

Friend: hey man you heard the “I be poppin bottles” song?
Friend 2: you know that’s not the actual name of the song, right?
Friend: oh…

by Picklenut682 January 15, 2024

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Nursing Bottle November

Nursing Bottle November is when females only drink out of baby bottles for the whole month of November. The purpose of this is keeping females occupied while the boys partake in No Nut November, so by December First, females will be so good at sucking dick from sucking on the baby bottle, when giving head, men will be able to ejaculate all their nut efficiently.

Jessica: “ yeo, you gonna do -Nursing Bottle November?”
Ashley: “hell yeah, my manz finna get the best head next month. period.”

by Yurrrrrr.Jessi November 2, 2019

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