a playful jab at a tool used to smoke cannabis, aka weed, kush, grass, etc. Used by omnivores/normal people to make fun of pothead vegans and hippies. Used most commonly on the West Coast, where the majority of states are cannabis-legal. Also a player in ToS, if you ever get to meet him.
by SmokeMidEveryDay July 22, 2017

by Pineapples01 November 19, 2017

by BicBoi4000 January 15, 2021

by diabitch April 26, 2025

This is a phrase used to describe somebody who is hogging the smoking device and keeping it to yourself.
by planetchad June 15, 2009

Someone who uses psychedelic or high-inducing materials or substances completely incorrectly, like chugging a bong, eating raw weed, drinking heroin, etc..
Person 1: “Did you see Aiden trying to snort weed at the party last night?”
Person 2: “Yeah man! He totally Chugged the Bong.”
Person 2: “Yeah man! He totally Chugged the Bong.”
by Kazaam with Shaquille O’Neal June 11, 2018

A word used to describe someone who frequently smokes marijuana (a bong and/or a joint) causing laziness and memory loss. A 'Bong Donkey' can hardly be trusted with any task as they will most often have a massive fuck up.
I can't believe he burned his garlic bread AGAIN!! Almost burnt the house down! What a bloody Bong Donkey
She didn't get the job because she showed up late to her job interview the god damn Bong Donkey!!
She didn't get the job because she showed up late to her job interview the god damn Bong Donkey!!
by FränkAnk July 29, 2019
