When a woman collects and inserts spiders into her vagina, covers her breasts in cat vomit and sacrifices a bird to her demonic god all as a ritual to find a partner for a dirty Joshua.
"Dirty Bethany" is when...
Joshua - "Ah fuck what's that smell?!"
Bethany - "Ah right, I left that dead bird on the alter. I was halfway through a Dirty Bethany last night when the spiders started to escape."
Joshua - "Ah fuck what's that smell?!"
Bethany - "Ah right, I left that dead bird on the alter. I was halfway through a Dirty Bethany last night when the spiders started to escape."
by AceOfSpadesUnknown February 16, 2024
Get the Dirty Bethany mug.v. To shit in one's own bathtub, hot tub, or shower after falling asleep in it by accident. It is more or less a good thing, if you don't mind being known as that person who shat themselves in their own bathtub/hot tub/shower.
Last night I got drunk, passed out in the shower, and when I woke up, I saw that I had decided to pull a Beth in my sleep.
Luke? Isn't he that kid who pulled a Beth at the hot tub party?
Luke? Isn't he that kid who pulled a Beth at the hot tub party?
by Padya Appleseed February 3, 2012
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Following Jesus’ birth, the vile Ricardo Da Stinki decided to attempt to poison the young infants mind using a substance known as “gas”. Safari Al caught word of this, and decided to send his prophets HuvvyPatty and Ogindu Vogindu to battle Ricardo. They finally found Ricardo in a town called Bethlehem and the battle ensued. Rather quickly though, Ricardo was defeated and had to retreat without Jesus...
by Slater89 October 8, 2020
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me: holy shit dude, that shirt is rad.
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Also used when your name is Bethany and you don't want to be called Beth
Also used when your name is Bethany and you don't want to be called Beth
by thecharacterwannie August 13, 2022
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Gustaf's Hans Bethe in Oppenheimer; remember Floki in 'Vikings?' now he's in something MASSIVE. From longboats to lab coats, still rocking the serious look.
Example of how it's used in a sentence:
Person 1: who's that scientist with intense eyes in oppenheimer?
Person 2: Gustaf Skarsgard as Hans Bethe, of course! Floki turned physicist.
Person 1: who's that scientist with intense eyes in oppenheimer?
Person 2: Gustaf Skarsgard as Hans Bethe, of course! Floki turned physicist.
by courtofowls September 4, 2023
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