Have you ever been so far as to even pretend to even want to go to do more like 

A sentence used to frighten your 9th grade English teacher, eventually inducing a massive seizure. This sentence is best used on English teachers who are just starting to teach English because it lets them know exactly how retarded his or her students are right from the get go.

“Dude I’m gonna hit the new English teacher with the Have you ever been so far as to even pretend to even want to go to do more like.
Friend: “Dude be careful, remember what happened last time to the last teacher.”
“Dude don’t worry it will be hilarious.”

Have you ever been so far as to even pretend to even want to go to do more like by lukedanc July 19, 2019

full as a fat girls socks

Generally used to describe when one's levels of intoxication are quite high. see term drunk as a skunk

He took my wallet? Well i suppose it makes sense, i was full as a fat girls socks that night, i wouldnt have known either way. I thought he could be trusted.

full as a fat girls socks by jamie_ledge September 7, 2008

straight as a ruler

something closeted people use to describe themselves to hint that they’re attracted to the same gender, often used by people who are attracted to the opposite gender as well as the same (ie. bisexuals)

person 1: how are you so straight but so gay at the same exact time

person 2: i’m straight as a ruler

straight as a ruler by mori13 February 4, 2021

W.A.S.Y. 

A fantasy baseball situation in which your pitchers get a win and a save in the same game.

Win and Save, Yessssssss!!!!

With Greinke and Soria tonight I have a great opportunity for the W.A.S.Y.

W.A.S.Y. by SCMurr May 6, 2008

Safe as Fuck 

Used by the ever growing Chav culture in England to describe an object, event or doing of something to be realy great. Often spelt Safe as, or Safe as fuk.
Alternatives are:

Off the box
Mint
cushtie

Ya m8 dats safe as fuck!
Leah bond aint safe as fuk mush!

Safe as Fuck by Cribbo December 28, 2005

G.A.S. 

An acronym for "Gear Acquistion Syndrome" which is the painful (and usually expensive) need to buy more guitar gear.

First heard and proliferated by the sad and loney at the www.harmonycentral.com Guitar Effects forum.

Dude! I saw the newest and most expensive boutique pedal ever created, and it gave me some serious GAS.

G.A.S. by Crankie's Lover May 2, 2004

sober as a peach 

someone who is so drunk dat they think peaches are sober

Kory: Hey Karli, yer drunk
Karli: NO im not im sober as a peach!!!

sober as a peach by soberasapeach November 18, 2007