anorexic april

that point when you realize that you are probably not going to get a six pack by the summer so you starve yourself

o crap, its anorexic april already, i better go anorexic because there are only two months till summer

by imgonnahaveasixpackbythesummer March 24, 2009

April 2nd

National “let him hit day” this is simply the day where you let him hit don’t be difficult you know the rules.

I wasn’t going to let him smash because he has 6 different stds, but then he said today was April 2nd and next thing I knew my panties were off.

by Thisisnotjdizz1e October 17, 2019

APRIL 20

National horny day
national horny day is on april 20 anyone can ask for any action

it’s april 20, finally time for some free action

by I’m normal739 April 16, 2020

April 25th

national stupid people day

jeff : yo you’re stupid

you : yo wtf

jeff : yo it’s okay, it’s April 25th, national stupid people day

by attack kevin October 17, 2019

April Reed

Gorgeous, Smart, Irrestible, Sexy, Kind hearted, Comical, Great Dancer, One of a kind woman!

That April Reed is the most amazing woman on the planet!

by Justadmireher July 13, 2011

April 16

Horny Day (International Day Including Venezuela)
Smack everything day
National grab boob day
National Make Out Day
(In fictitious) An Unofficial Public Holiday In Russia,Indonesia,Ecuador,Colombia and India in which they celebrate The feast of Dayana Kirillova The first Tatar to represent Russia and compete at JESC or the Children's Counterpart Of The Holiest Song Contest in The World Eurovision in which it is called Dayana Kirillova Day
The Tradition Is For people to wear yellow or silver on that day

Indian Guy:I Wonder What today is
American:It's April 16
Malay:Too Bad My Country Doesn't Celebrate Dayana Kirillova Day
Colombian:Even Though We Are In Kazan You Still Need to wear Yellow
Malay:But i Don't Have Something To Wear Yellow

by ThatCrazyBoiLovesMemes September 14, 2019

April 18

National slap a homophobic/transphobic/rasist!

Tyler:Ew! Your gay!
Sally:*slaps Tyler*
Tyler:Ow why did you do that?!
Sally:It’s April 18, National slap a homophobic day!

by Haterofhomophics March 24, 2021