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Alberta

The most american province of Canada. Population consists of racist redneck and immigrants who put up with them because of the oil money. Aside from the mountains and oul, they have a few small towns they call cities: Calgary and Edmonton. The few buildings that they call "downtown" shuts off after 6pm.
Culture is cowboys, work, drink.
Why the hell would you move to Alberta?!!!
by Man-i December 10, 2019
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Prince Albert

Third biggest city in Saskatchewan. Third highest crime rate in Canada. Basically one giant dump. The population is mostly natives and has a terrible reputation for any jobs. Many street walkers who like to sell fish and blueberries out of dollarama bags in the Wal-Mart parking lot. If you don’t know who Adam is, are you even from pa? The city has lots of beautiful graffiti around town, mostly on the west. If you see TS painted around on a tree, well welcome to pa. If you’re looking for needles and listerine bottles I suggest going down to the tracks.
Streetwalker: hey I’m from Prince Albert
Ally: omg for the last time I don’t have any spare change

Streetwalker: but it’s toonie Tuesday at kfc
by Sindy_but_switch_nandd December 6, 2018
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dirty albert

Before having sex with a women you shit in her mouth and then force her to suck your cock and u cum in her mouth. Right after your done you smack her in the back of the head forcing her to swallow
man1: Fuck man!
man2: wat happen?
Man1: i just finish giving your mom a dirty albert
by Pepe tolete November 5, 2007
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prince albert

When a male gets his penis pierced. This can go in many ways. It is most commonly done in that the peircing goes up through the bottom of the penis and comes though the urethra. The peircing goes after the head and before the bottom of the foreskin cut off. It is a reletively painless procedure and makes everything better for both parties. aka p.a.
Lee has a P.A.. It is really nice. His girlfriend never wants to stop doing the nasty. It makes her happy lips happy. Go Lee go
by prince April 23, 2003
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Albert

Albert's are usually midgets. Don't let this fool you as if you make one mad, they will not be afraid to beat you half to death. They will break rules that they created. Stay away from Albert's at all costs.
Guy 1: oh uh, Albert is right there!
Guy 2: Shoot dude we need to run!
Albert: Hey guys, where did you all go?
Albert: I have no friends ):
by Lexy_Boy December 2, 2018
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The Albert Smoota Project

A project which will be enforced in the year 2010, whereby all people with excessive nose hair will shipped to the moon.
He won't live out the Albert Smoota Project.
by Albert Smoota December 8, 2006
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Amber light

i. When you are not sure if you will be able to do something or not.

ii. Something that could be a bit edgey.
i. Person 1 : "Hey are you coming out to get lashed tonight?"

Person 2 : "Hmmm, its going to have to be an amber light for me at the moment, I have lots of work to do and a presentation to prepare for tomorrow."

ii. Person 1 : "Man alive, how hot is that girl?"

Person 2 : "She's getting an amber light from me at the moment, she could be a bush pig but is too far away to tell."
by Ali JTB October 11, 2005
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