Alaska

A realm in between this dimension and a plane of existance filled with pure destructive horror. This other world shall be known as PlaneX. This fissure in the space/time dimension wall is the source of all negative thoughts, emotions and consequently actions. The lack of light for extended periods of time and frigid temperatures have been attributed to the off kilter rotation of the earth in relation to the sun. It is in fact due to the contamination of being in contact with PlaneX emanations for long periods of time. The effects of these emanations do not spread equally across distance but rather in a seemingly malificently intelligent manner. Further research is being conducted. Any trip to alaska is highly advised against.

"Its been a shitty day alaska's really fucking with me."

"Alaska told me to..."
-a quotation from a psychotic man caught genetically enginering an army of super squirrel children hybrids

by Dustin n Leo May 20, 2008

Alaskan Paint Job

A skid-mark left by a stripper's lap dance

My boy just got an Alaskan Paint Job. I told him that stripper was naaaaasty!!

by BoxKev May 13, 2011

Alaskan Freight Train

When a group of people over 300 pounds line up and have a giant butt orgy

Dude did u see when we walked by that ally those fat asses having an alaskan freight train" "ya it was gross

by turokakaTROK December 11, 2011

alaskan nutsack

When you take two frozen advocates in a plastic bag and put it on the back of someone's neck as if you were teabagging them

Guy1: dude my girl surprised me with an Alaskan nutsack last night I felt like I was in 50 shades of grey
Guy2: wtf

by Shrek_is_love666 March 28, 2015

Alaskan Crowbar

When ya girl is sliding one of her nostrils over ya dick and ya tickle her other nostril and she sneezes your load out the other side.

Becky was giving me an Alaskan Crowbar and it was the most memorable event of my life.

by Young Dagger Dck March 6, 2019

Alastair

Filthy nonce

Omg look, he’s definitely an Alastair

by JacobSam December 18, 2019

Alaskan Python

A person takes a shit inside of a condom, sticks it in the freezer until it is completely frozen, then uses the frozen turd as a dildo.

" so this chick got really kinky, so i whipped out an Alaskan Python on her"

by GenericName2042 August 19, 2008