Slow your log

having to stop in the middle of taking a big dump because your mom makes you stop so she can go to work.

Hey, slow your log, i need to get ready for work , im late!!

by ScratchAndBurn February 22, 2010

Log onto the Innernet

Happens when you lose control of your bowels.

That frozen burrito went right through me and I logged onto my innernetting.

by James June 30, 2004

Tennessee Log Jammer

The use of a butt plug on long road trips so as to eliminate the need for bathroom breaks or the use of depends.

Dude, I was running so late this morning, I didn't even have time to make deuce, so I did a Tennessee Log Jammer so I wasn't late for class.

by SicFucher February 14, 2010

Tennessee Log flume

When, after sex, a woman deficates on a man's chest and then urinates on it.

Last night, Stacy gave Tom a Tennessee log flume and he ended up washing his sheets three times to get all the piss and shit out.

by Lyzzy August 6, 2006

lay down a log

to take a large shit

yeah mate ill be right back just gotta lay down a log

by citropussy January 25, 2016

Peruvian Log Ride

the act of "reverse titty-fucking" a girl while she licks your penis and testicles

she laid down on her back and told me to take a ride on the peruvian log ride!

by spreadhead14899 April 17, 2014

oil my log

to apply oil to someones penis

Randy: oil my log?
Jamal: whip your trousers down.

by Jamal Hunter March 8, 2009