The act of flapping by gripping a small falice with one's fingertips from above in claw machine fashion where the hand resembles a parachute.
by Parachutefap May 30, 2019

by TravisSocks May 5, 2022

Earning money by fapping. Mostly an incentive for youth by organizations like fertility clinics, sperm banks and health care centers.
by anonymous December 10, 2020

One who can't stop choking the chicken, no matter what or where this person is they always find a way to diddle himself
by anonymous May 15, 2025

The Fap is a common term used amongst cultured men (Men who aren’t we wee fruits) The Fap was established by a “smick” in 2022, when he created “The Fap Bucket Hat”
by Commander Keep Her Lit April 27, 2022

What's happening in the other room when you hear very loud moaning coming from your dad's laptop speakers before he frantically turns down the volume.
Brother: Where's dad? He just disappeared...
Sister: I don't know. He's probably having a father fap or something.
Sister: I don't know. He's probably having a father fap or something.
by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022

by Babaca_ April 27, 2016
