Dave

the name of your friends dad that you secretly have a crush on.

"Look! It's Dave, aka Cameron's father, who I so badly want to have intercourse with. I dont care if it is consensual."

by Cameron'sStepDad March 16, 2022

Dave Dragonface

It's literally the most badass person in the world

He's Dave Dragonface...fear him.

by TheLastOneL3ft August 12, 2012

dave mcintire

When you need a car fixed and the only possible payment is a good old blowey. Kickin the loafers off and getting down to business.

Man I was fuckin broke and blasted last night and the only way I could get home was a Dave mcintire.

by Mark and Beef September 24, 2022

Dave

retard

Dave is a retard

by The Government of Philippines August 11, 2023

Big Rave Dave

By day a mild mannered and all round card carrying David.
At night he transforms in to Big Rave Dave... A master of wiff waff, backgammon, jazz cooking and throwing shapes...
Will occasionally go in disguise as "Wee Davie..." when he wants to mix it up a bit...
Has been know to bang out excellent performances of "I Dreamed a Dream" from Lez Miz...
Is capable of capering to levels of extreme proportion when accompanied by his side kick Phmrb... Whose mystery is only exceeded by her power

Amy Winehouse: That Big Rave Dave parties so hard... How is he in bed at 9pm most nights?

by Johnny Cheesedog January 31, 2023

Dave

Caring loving sweet responsible

Dave is a caring loving son to his family and a sweet partner, a responsible son too.

by anonymous October 19, 2021

Dirty Dave

Inserting anal beads into Dave Chapelle's ass until he shits all over them, and then pulling them out with your face below the anus so the shit releases all over your face.

Yo, did you see Dave Chapelle's comedy show last night? He was inviting people to come backstage afterwards and give him a Dirty Dave, and when I did my face was so covered in shit I almost looked like him!

by Doorknob Lourie August 28, 2025