you're gonna be a father

•You impregnated someone

•Usually when you say this to a certain "person", you are stating that you got impregnated and the "person" is the father

"Hey Jason, I just want to tell that...you're gonna be a father" Lisa said to Jason.

by Mikekael July 23, 2023

if you're from Africa, why are you white?

a thing that Karen Smith would say.

"if you're from Africa, why are you white?" - Karen Smith.

"oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white..." - Gretchen Wieners, the daughter of the man who invented toaster strudel.

by hermione p October 12, 2023

Whoever you're listening to

Is going to get your fucking kids killed. I know you pieces of shit coming into the gas station are reading it (because you repeat it back to me). Got within arms reach of 2 the other day. The knife that is always in my pocket isn't going to stay there forver. Whatever they are trying to do, I'm never going to do it. You can't make me stop being a threat to yoù kids but you can make them acknowledge what's happening to me.

Hym "Whoever you're listening to WILL NEVER CARE about your kid being murdered over their unwillingness to address me. They won't care. They'll muse on it in there news stories about how tragic it is but YOU'LL BE ALONE IN YOU GRIEF AND THEY WILL DIE FOR NOTHING. I'm not ever going to give up. Would you rather have your kids see some maladaptive success or would you rather try and pry me off of them as I dig the knife into their neck? I didn't even expect the material success. At first it was only stalking I cared about. But I'll take both. You'll do both now."

by Hym Iam March 23, 2024

You're not Famous

Something you say to someone that acts like they're better than everyone else when they're honestly no different than anyone else. All they do is post on snapchat all the time about hanging out with their three same friends and their 3 pairs of cool shoes, and you're tired of the cockyness and you think it's time for that person to get some humbling

"You're not famous bro. Stop acting like you're better than everyone else just because you have a cool pair of shoes and a nice car while still not having your own place, dosent mean you should act like you're the top shit"

by Mr.finesser April 25, 2025

maybe you're pregnant like your fanfic

a phrase that came from orbits (loona fans). it's about a person who wrote a fanfiction about jinsoul and kim lip being pregnant and having a baby, so this phrase was born and orbits say it to the person who wrote it as a joke. yes, it's a part of the loona iceberg and is surprisingly on the deepest category. STAN LOONA!! STAN ARTMS, LOOSSEMBLE, CHUU, YVES!!

"my tummy feels weird..." "maybe you're pregnant like your fanfic!"

by gowonflylikeabutterfly April 6, 2024

you're gay

something you say to your homie when he is smiling to much while you two fuck. If he's looking at you a little to hard say this and it should detour him.

homie 1:*smiles uncontrollably while getting railed by homie 2*
homie 2: you're gay

by Homie_number_1 February 13, 2023

you're biting my finger

When a person constantly shows you a "hilarious" new video on youtube, you say "you are biting my finger."

Sean: Hey Nate, you have to see this new video I found on youtube, it's hilarious. It's called...

Nate: Sean, "you're biting my finger."

by greatjamama December 26, 2010