The art of the french cracker is when a dude nuts on another person, and they both allow the nut to dry. The nut will look like some weird fancy cheese shit that french people would put on crackers. The name also refers to the fact that only white people do this shit.
It is common to clean the french cracker by using it as a cheese platter, preferably with live cavier.
It is common to clean the french cracker by using it as a cheese platter, preferably with live cavier.
Man 1: That was a pretty good french cracker.
Man 2: Yeah, but I think they should have used a different cracker. The one they used looked pretty ugly.
Man 2: Yeah, but I think they should have used a different cracker. The one they used looked pretty ugly.
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Get the french breed mug.When you plotting on a young man and he in the stall pissing and you run in and catch the urine in your mouth and spit it at him.
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"J'ai trempé mon tampon uniquement dans le meilleur champagne français" - How you tell people you are doing the French Tampon.
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French compliments can be distinguished from a standard back handed compliment by the use of a false sense of suprise (see example below)
A French compliment often ends in the person giving the compliment obtaining something they did not earn or merit.
French compliments can be distinguished from a standard back handed compliment by the use of a false sense of suprise (see example below)
A French compliment often ends in the person giving the compliment obtaining something they did not earn or merit.
The work looks great, I am actually fairly impressed given they have only been in for a couple of months- french compliment
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