Another 300 weeks

Beating someone up so badly that they go 300 weeks ahead of time

Im going to send you another 300 weeks

by Ultradeath August 8, 2018

piranha week

The week before a girl's period (Shark Week) when she wants to ravenously devour everything in site

Megan's PMSing and has eaten a whole large pizza and 6 cupcakes. It must be Piranha Week, poor thing.

by Imakeupstuff April 20, 2015

Week on the street

In the restaurant world when someone gets "suspended". Time off without pay. Onecannot pick up any shifts

Kayla didn't show up for her shift. she will get a week on the street.

by Kittycatgirly May 3, 2018

80 hours a week

Every other week. For years

Hym "80 hours a week. Every other week. For YEARS I was working while theory crafting AI. Almost lost everything I own twice. I'm not letting these fucks take this from me and if my politicians and judges ARE... Then THEY are the problem in society. Not me. I've been working since I was 15. And I've been getting harassed in the workplace in a manor that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia since I was 19. ALL THAT TIME... These cocksuckers have been filling their pockets with a 3rd of my paycheck every 2 weeks and now these motherfuckers what to IGNORE ME AND GO ON VACATION UNTIL SEPTEMBER!? WHO THE FUCK DO THESE ASSHOLES THINK THEY ARE!?"

by Hym Iam July 31, 2025

week/end

Another way of saying week/weekend.

I hope you enjoy your week/end.

by Eggspectacular7 October 1, 2025

worrisome week

The three days before and the three days after your female companion, either former or present, is supposed to start her period. It is referred to as worrisome because during this time period, if she does not begin her period, then she is pregnant with your unwanted child and you are now screwed.

Jim: "Jill is suppose to start her period in three days."

Fred: "ahhh. The beginning of the worrisome week!"

by 4pm February 27, 2011

Slow as a wet week

What ol mate says when you do something a bit slow for his liking

Dad: "Slow as a wet week aye wee scamp"
While peeking out of flatmates closet.

Flatmate:
I said no commentary or I'll would kick you out.

*Girl runs out scared all concerned and looks at me all concerned

Me: first time?

by Shameful act of teh imerbrated June 1, 2021