Designated Walker

1) The guy that has to walk a girl home so she doesn't get raped or stalked by random dudes that are sketchy.

2) {The} Defender from the designated stalker. (Part of jingle - See example)

1) Going to get plastered?

2) Nah man. Not trying to get hangovers Besides if i go out i have to watch out for the girl ill be with, theres some creeps here

1) Designated walker?

2) Designated anti creeper?
1) Designated walker - defender from the designated stalker. ©2011

by EnragedHavoc October 10, 2011

Lazy wanker

Australian slang

Fucking ugly or fat girls because you dont want to have a wank

How did you end up fucking that pig last night Bruce.

Well you know me mate I'm just a lazy wanker.

by Sprot December 28, 2011

Phantom Wanker

A person who masturbates in the room as soon as his roommate leaves, leaving behind no evidence of his deed unless the unfortunate roommate returns too quickly.

Guy 1: Does your room mate have a girlfriend?
Guy 2: No, but I think he's a phantom wanker

by HankyPanky4255 November 1, 2011

Snow Wanker

A person who either dislikes or bitches about snow.

Snow is epic. FACT.

Harold: Dude, its snowing...don't you just love snow

Bob: Snow is shit, its too cold, I can't get anywhere....*waaaa waaaaa waaaa*

Harold: Shut the fuck up Bob, you're such a snow wanker

by JG3 January 23, 2013

dingle wacket

When you shart in the car but you are in the middle of driving and everyone is asleep.

shelly got really uncomfortable when she dingle wacketed in the car while driving home with her friends.

by dr alley September 21, 2015

Pajama Walkers

People who wear pajamas outside of the house.

Holy shit! Did you see all the pajama walkers at Walmart? It was like a white crash Walking Dead.

by Toeup401 December 9, 2015

Danker Wanker

It's the definition of someone with the name hans.

Person1: Is that Hans over there?
Person2: Yeah he's a fucking danker wanker

by Purebred Failure June 18, 2016