courtesy wipe

you nut on a girl and you use her hair to wipe your cock.

Jane is such a newb; after giving me the most phenomenal blowjob ever she didn't even have the common gall to offer me a courtesy wipe.

by Chris Norton January 24, 2007

wipe ya mouth

To wipe one's mouth.

Kathysue: Jazzy, U gonna buy me this ring?

Jazzy: Listen woman, go wipe ya mouth.

by randomerfromindia August 23, 2009

Winshield Wiper Kiss

A kiss in which one alternates kissing each of the breasts, in order to create a "winshield wiper" motion back and forth between boobs

Her boobs were so good that i had to winshield wiper kiss them both.

by Weinstein856 June 27, 2009

Wikedy Wiener

1 - Strong Sad
2 - O.Cdt. Curtis Roach (a.k.a. Crotch)

1 - "Hey Strong bad, isint there something you want to tell me?"

"Uhhh.. Yu're the Wikedy Wiener."


2 - "Crotch, you fuckshit, you are the Wikedy Wiener"

by Sheldon January 24, 2004

ghostie wipe

a ghostie wipe is when you are sat on the toilet for so long the fecal matter dries on your butt hole so when you wipe the toilet paper comes away clean
a practice pioneered by jon petty

man i was reading on the crapper for so long i didnt need paper i ghostie wiped

by stacyt5 November 3, 2007

give it a wipe

basically-shut up!!

possibly because the person talking is a bit of a drip!!

Zak- And last night she-
Jaz-Zak!! Give it a wipe will you??

by Dimple-Chic August 1, 2008

P whiped

When a guy is whipped be his girl friend. She really whips his back. The only reason the guy takes it is because he wants some pussy.

Richi is so P whiped that he was in the hosipitial for a week form an infection form his girlfriends whip.

by Jimmy bob bill September 25, 2007