German Virgin

In Texas holdem, when a player is dealt pocket nines, he is said to be holding a german virgin.

Guy: Hey you dumb kraut, lets have sex.
German Virgin: NEIN, NEIN!!!

by Mike January 24, 2005

virgin snatcher

a slut commonly called ashley, that likes to steal young boys virginity....there harsh whores.

dude my sister is such a virgin snatcher
i know she took my 15 year old brothers :)s

by jd333hgfhjng June 30, 2011

Virgin Mary Morning Sickness

A nauseous feeling in the morning that occurs with a female virgin who is not on their period. Since they are not on their period, they cannot be sick due to period cramps. And since they have never had sex, they cannot have morning sickness due to pregnancy unless they are pregnant with the Christ.

My mother thought I was coming down with something, but it turned out to just be Virgin Mary Morning Sickness.

by The Morphist April 7, 2015

Virgin Mason

The virgin mason is mason handels name for being a massive gay virgin. Imagine saying this ironically but ending up saying it unironically that masons ham baguette is as flappy as his minge even though he’s a virgin?

The virgin mason makes me not want to have sex.

by MasonHandel March 2, 2019

twilight virgin

someone who has read the twilight series

A: "I just read twilight the other day..."
B: "You're a virgin too?"
A: "Yeah I'm a twilight virgin..uuDUUUUUUH"
B: "But you're already 29...."
A: "wayne...."

by cookiecrunch July 14, 2010

Visual Virgin

Someone who has never seen or watched porn.

He thinks he knows everything about porn.
I am only one that knows really he is a visual virgin.

by iknowthegoodstuffML August 16, 2011

Super-Virgin

A "Super-Virgin" is a noun meaning a person (usually a religious person) who has never masturbated or even had sexual thoughts in their life. I wouldn't talk to those people if I were you.

Doctor: {Is writing consistently in notes}
Doctor: So... Jacob? Are you a virgin?
A patient named Jacob: No.
Doctor: In thought: Oh, so he's one of those people huh?
Jacob: {Stands up in a loud and proud manner} I'M A SUPER-VIRGIN! Jumps out of window and surprisingly lives}
Jacob: Because I have the power of God!
Doctor: {Draws a check box and writes a text that says "Definitely not a virgin!" and checks it}
(EDIT: What in the holy fuck was I on when I wrote this?)

by Old and Tattered at Heart September 9, 2018