Twitter Twit

1)ALWAYS USING TWITTER!They are addicted to it.They make every excuse to get on Twitter and follow Justin Bieber or some other annoying teen star.
2)That bitch who always reports your account because apparently it is HER definition of inappropriate.

1) Joe:Uhm,mom,I need to get home.
Mom:And why is that Joey?
Joe:I have.....gastrointestinal pain.*IN HEAD*:Twitter time baby!
Mom:Fine.Go home.*IN HEAD*:Those DAMNED social networking sites,turning my child into a Twitter Twit.

2)Skye:OMFG!That Twitter Twit reported me!
Huntr:Hate to rain on your parade,but...it was probably because of that TwitPic of your boobs.

by Stuck On Candy Mountain June 24, 2011

Twitter

The body part between the females twat and shitter

I went down on Subo last night and I swear tae fuck a got ma teeth stuck in the tuft a hair protruding out her sweaty twitter!

by FuckinNawMateDeffosNoAGrass December 24, 2016

FT Twitter

A bunch of racist ass teenagers or grown men who are keyboard warriors, they make fun of the deceased and say cringy shit like “dub” or “in the mud”. They started a stupid hashtag on twitter: #freefootballtwitter because some of their accounts got suspended and they’re being whiny babies about. Imagine hating someone else’s taste in music

Person 1: I just got called a nonce by someone on twitter
Person 2: Was it an ft twitter account?

by koya94 August 27, 2019

twitter

A favorite pillow that lacks definition and firmness. Any pillow that is limp, or has feathers flying out of it. The opposite of Choate Waballoo; or fat, firm pillow.

Occasionaly; sexual deviants of impure nature refer to their pillows in this manner as if describing a girlfriend.

You suck. You snarfed all the choates and left me the twitters.

I get off on the choates...you seem to be turned on by the twitters. We're perfect for each other.

by Crazy Sven April 21, 2007

Furry Twitter

A place where I think I've seen enough. Goodbye!

Mom: Who is that you are talking to?
Me: Its my friend from Furry Twitter. Hes very woke.
Mom: You where adopted son.

by Chevyman95 November 26, 2019

stan twitter

people who spread more awareness during a time of anger and injustice more than billionaires and influencers

person1; wow have you seen stan twitter recently

person2; yeah I have all fandoms have come together to raise awareness for black lives matter more than any billionaire

by bingbingbong June 1, 2020

twitterate

When one repeats something they've seen on a social site with less than complete accuracy.

I think JoAnn twitterated on that rumor.

by Dyeworks_SD June 30, 2009