twatermelon

It is when vagina is fucked so hard that it turns raw pink on the inside and bruised green on the outside.

''man, i was with my girl all day. i made a twatermelon in between her legs.''
''She thought she was a freak, but i turned her vagina into a twatermelon.''

by benharless March 13, 2008

twister

a girl who loves a boy but wont have sex with him

dude 1 "That girl's got me messed up."

dude 2 "Yeah. She's got me the same way. She's a twister."

by noby2know December 16, 2009

work a toaster

the act of placing wet bread into an unplugged toaster and proceeding to fornicate with it

ya know that guy learned to work a toaster from his creepy uncle right?

by The Wizard of Yz September 25, 2009

TOasters

A 1337 ninja clan that frequent the GameFAQs Message Boards Toaster Oven.

Even pirates fall before the TOasters.

by Flame060 February 16, 2005

twister

a large shit that leaves a skidmark in the newer low eco friendy toilets.

dude, don't go in there i just took a huge twister.

by vic digacomo December 28, 2005

Toaster Mage

Strange person. Worship's pie. likes o.o. is an insane geek ^^ carries random computer parts in his trench pocket, whacks people with a mouse.

ToasterMage (09:43:00 PM): 2 FF windows with 25+ tabs each, 4 terminal windows, xmms, slsk, chat, notepads tabbed to hell
AishaCCfan (09:43:19 PM): o.O
ToasterMage (09:43:42 PM): one FF browser with tabs of just programming docs
ToasterMage (09:43:53 PM): and some in my other
AishaCCfan (09:43:55 PM): wow
ToasterMage (09:43:59 PM): and the most used tab is bash
ToasterMage (09:44:02 PM): XD
Pie no Miko (09:44:04 PM): Jake is insane
AishaCCfan (09:44:07 PM): XD
AishaCCfan (09:44:10 PM): he is
ToasterMage (09:44:15 PM): yea, I have no life
Pie no Miko (09:44:20 PM): ^_^
AishaCCfan (09:44:21 PM): Jake is an insane geek!

by aishaccfan May 8, 2005

Toaster tart

A very stupid or idiotic person otherwise known as retarted.

Dude I wish you wouldn't be such a Toaster tart gosh!

by Steven Burkhart & Garrett Kanink April 25, 2006