turn his lights on

Fuck him/her

she looks at him lustfully thinking of how she could turn his lights on

by A.Artsy December 18, 2017

turn the pickle over

Usually expressed for the such cancerous TV Show Rick and Morty, that not even myself doesnt understand it beacause i dont have a high enough IQ

Rick: Psst, turn the pickle over!

Morty: *flips the pickle*
Rick: Turn myself into a pickle Mortyyy!!!

by iVictory December 23, 2017

Jewish Turning Surprise

You let your payots grow and conceil them with a cap. You also have to get circumsiced, but keep the cut forskin in the dick as a skin ring. When you screw a girl, start screaming at the top of your lungs, remove your cap and pull out to reveal your fallen foreskin. The girl will think she turned you jewish.

Dude, when I gave that nazi chick a Jewish Turning Surprise, she cried like she deshonored the Führer himself!

by RicardoSilva7631 January 6, 2018

main screen turn on

It that line before the all your base quote. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

Main screen turn on.

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

main screen turn on

something that gets you so horny you want to whack off on the spot

i was so turned on i stepped out of the room to relive myself

by herbie hickles October 30, 2003

turn you on to

Phrase from the seventies meaning to introduce a person to something new or interesting or "cool" that is totally new to their experience.

Yeah man, glad I could turn you on to some Thai stick finally. Pretty fucking...uh...I forgot what I was going to say...

by Cathalasaurus September 23, 2017

quarter turn

when a brass player in a marching band drops their mouth piece and another marcher that witnesses this says "quarter turn"

*Marches set*
*does aggressive visual*

*mouthpiece falls off*
"Fuck"
*Woodwind marcher*

"quarter turn hehe"

*me mumbling*
"u fuking kike"

by butstilltho October 29, 2017