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Duck Dick

Someone that has a very short and skinny penis. Like a duck.
"OMG, that guy has a little duck dick!"
by Fucking with Jewdy February 6, 2010
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Moon Ducks

Something that was once said, in an XD random fashion, circa pre-2012 rawr emo myspace era internet communities.
"Moon ducks XD"
by EvanUwU July 8, 2021
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Robbing ducks

'Robbing the ducks' as in broke, brassic, penniless, destitute, skint, resulting in a lack of nourishment necessitating the plundering of left-over bread from feeding the ducks at the local pond.

This could also be used to denote extreme desperation as a result of a lack of satisfaction in a certain aspect of ones life requiring the 'scraping of the bottom of the barrel' as an alternative to going completely without.
E.g. 1

Friend 'A'; "When was the last time you ate? Are you hungry?"
Friend 'B'; Don't know mate, I'm robbing the ducks!"

E.g. 2

"My mate's dying for a shag bless 'em, they're robbing ducks now!"

E.g. 3

Mate '1'; "How you fixed for cash geezer?"
Mate '2'; "Robbing ducks mate! Tragic."
by DM85 April 2, 2011
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duck off

Similar to fuck off, you can tell them to go away angrily and ask them to duck off. I don't know the entire definition, but hey, it works.
Excuse me, do you got a minute where I can talk about Minecra- Duck off.
by HardcoreScientist November 28, 2022
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The ducks are sleeping

1 You would say this when you are in a boring conversation

2 when someone mentions someone who's boring
Person 1:.....so then when we got to the park......

Person 2: OMG the ducks are sleeping

Person 1: ...so then I called betty...
Person 2: Betty is sooo boring like the ducks are sleeping
by 🦆🤦🙃 July 7, 2019
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night ducks

When you are at a party and you excuse yourself to go outside to fart, you are checking on the "night ducks" as they are migrating at this time of year.
GEEZ Johnnie that is the third time you went outside in the last 1/2 hour. "Yup, checking on the "night ducks".
by coyotemutt January 24, 2015
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