Brown Bullet

When you shit so hard that your poop comes flying out of your asshole in small pieces and making to noise similar to the sound of a bullet being shot out of an M1918 BAR.

Jonathan - “So the other day I had a brown bullet.”

Vince - Aw sweet

by Vunc July 26, 2019

Brown Midas

A person whose touch, rather than turning everything to gold, turns everything to shit.

"How the hell does that guy stay in a job? He relentlessly heads up shit pile after shit pile."

"No idea mate. Proper brown midas going on there."

by rhythmjunky February 12, 2013

Brown Willie

The act of moistening one's finger with one's own poop by inserting it in the rectum. Then inserting said finger into another's ear canal.

Hey, why give a wet willie when you can do a brown willie instead? It lasts longer.

by Sticka June 9, 2009

Brown Fairy

Chocolate milk with a dash of strawberry syrup and rum (vodka can be substituted in rum is not available).

My girlfriend blacked out on a 32oz Brown Fairy.

by KevinHughes21 September 2, 2016

Brown Coolies

brown people who lick white people's ass in return of some fame or money

budbak : man these indian people smell like curry and they shit on the streets all the time, i hate being an indian
chad : budbak you're just one of those brown coolies, go lick some white asses

by brokeworse July 15, 2022

abbygail brown

Abbygail brown is an amazing girl who loves to fart and play around a lot. And eats and watches TV a lot. But sometimes she get in trouble.

Abbygail brown did you fart again!!

by Eeveelution fan girl September 23, 2019

Brown Billy

A variation of the Wet Willy in which a person jams their finger inside of their rectum and then proceeds to wipe it on another person's ear.

Damnnnnn bro! You see that brown billy that sofia gave kyle? Disgusting....

by SourSam September 22, 2016