Texas Smokestack

The combination of 5-alarm chili and stool softener.

I have a feeling we won't be seeing Nick for a while.
Why?
He had two Texas Smokestacks for lunch!

by BbTasting Cart November 29, 2017

Texas Reset

Abortion, Aborting something

I don't need this baby no more, Imma Texas Reset this thang

by notmrna**69420 June 17, 2023

texas chon

Korean for "texas village", a euphemism for a red light district. The name seems to be from the movie "best little whorehouse in texas"

texas chon odissoyo? (where is the red light district?)

by korean guy October 22, 2009

Texas taper

Splooge into a sleeping chick's open mouth the immediately slapping a piece of duct tape across her mouth waking her up

Larry gave Beth the ol texas taper last night.

by Larry dickerton April 30, 2023

Texas Meatloaf

Yummy munchy big meat good enough to eat and munch on.

Oh yeah, I'm gonna eat your juicy Texas Meatloaf.

by ChineseNewYearHole April 26, 2017

Brock Texas

The “Rich” school that is 3A in Texas. A place where wannabe models and pro football players go with their permed hair.
Believe it or not, There’s good to it though, some girls are hella pretty and guys are hot asf. But ofc they r sluts and man hoes. We love brock. Even though they cant win a state championship in football.

“Omg you live in brock texas? So you’re rich and spoiled?”
“What! No!?” (Yes i am)

by Vibingandtellingthetruth February 27, 2023

Walkin' in Texas

An idiomatic paradox. When a person does something that is highly unlikely to succeed or completely out of the ordinary.

Person 1: "I heard Jim has to eat 12 burritos in 30 seconds there's no way he can do that!"
Person 2: "Yeah, healing really walkin' in Texas with this one!"
*They both laugh hysterically*

by MoganB January 28, 2021