The “Rich” school that is 3A in Texas. A place where wannabe models and pro football players go with their permed hair.
Believe it or not, There’s good to it though, some girls are hella pretty and guys are hot asf. But ofc they r sluts and man hoes. We love brock. Even though they cant win a state championship in football.
Believe it or not, There’s good to it though, some girls are hella pretty and guys are hot asf. But ofc they r sluts and man hoes. We love brock. Even though they cant win a state championship in football.
by Vibingandtellingthetruth February 26, 2023
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That meth hoe was tweeking and wanted to snort a couple of lines so I made a Texas tooter and let the white lines fly.
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by Dick Onchin February 21, 2023
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Rod:" I bet you had to use a whole jar of mayonnaise for that!"
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by ahhwhatisthat October 9, 2023
Get the Texas Howdy mug.(verb) When someone (typically a woman) in their prime, in terms of beauty, holds out on dating or sex with someone until they're are significantly less desirable (i.e. older, fatter, etc.).
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by Super Wasian November 7, 2023
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by Larry dickerton April 29, 2023
Get the Texas taper mug.The Texas Ton is what y’all lil uglies gain when you move to Texas. You’re all hella ratchet so stay down there wit yo fatness.
Friend 1: “That hoe really gained the Texas Ton”
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