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The Tech Guy

Almost as mysterious as his owner, the tech guy is a cyber mastermind who uses his skills exclusively to assist The Shit in populating Colchester and lower parts of Ipswich with potent drugs and research chemicals.
Drug Noob: Where do you get all this fire shit nigga?
The Shit: The Tech Guy hooks me up.
by buffapacheprime August 16, 2023
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Can't teach give-a-shit

Phrase used to explain the inability to force another to display conscientious behavior to complete a task properly; the inability to impart upon another individual a sense of duty or obligation (give-a-shit) that would otherwise be felt by a normal person in the same role. Usually used as a reactionary expression of disappointment and/or exasperation.
Ex 1. Employer describing employees: "Every time a copier runs out of paper, my employees will just use another copier instead of filling the first one up... you just can't teach give-a-shit!"

Ex 2. Homeowner describing contractor: "I hired some painters to paint my house and they didn't bother to remove the shutters around the windows, now only one side of the shutters are painted and the house color behind the shutters is unchanged! You just can't teach give-a-shit!"

Ex 3. Parent describing their child: "My son keeps leaving the door wide open when he leaves for school. No matter how many times I remind him, he never remembers to close the door behind him. I guess you just can't teach give-a-shit."
by Dougboyisms June 9, 2013
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that one teacher

That one teacher who thinks you have all the free time in the world
John: oh my god we got a reading book and a project on Christmas from Mrs oberkurky!
Joe: You always have that one teacher.
by Wiener dogs February 14, 2017
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8th grade teacher

Same as a normal teacher, just much cooler.
Other teachers must be jeally because they are not an 8th grade teacher.
by 8thgradeteacher November 8, 2019
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national kiss a teacher day

person 1: hey did u hear it’s national kiss a teacher day?
person 2: yeah! i call dibs on the english teacher!
person 1: aweh no fair!!!!!
by mrhillisdaddy37738273 November 20, 2020
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Don’t try to teach a pig to sing

Don’t try to teach a pig to sing; it doesn’t work and it annoys the pig. Basically don’t bother teaching a stubborn person a life lesson if they’re not gonna learn from their mistakes anyway. They’re still going to keep making the same stupid mistake and expect a different result every time.
Due to Nicole’s stupidity for the last decade with the “edgy” ex-boyfriends and getting arrested multiple times, she’s never going to learn to grow the fuck up and never learn lessons in life. Don’t try to teach a pig to sing.
by rosenovarocks August 13, 2021
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national love your history teacher day

september 22nd, love your history teacher because he is such a hottie with a body. such a dilf he is, my favorite person ever
Suck: hey you know what day it is?
Deez: no idea
Nuts: its national love your history teacher day
by aubreyelle September 3, 2021
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