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dime on the table

by dreezy kneezy February 12, 2009
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Setting the Table

On a holiday where there is usually a large feast this is the act of strategically setting your favorite foods near your seat before the meal.
"I'm setting the table this year, I never get any mashed potatoes because they're always too far away!"
by Ruhlentheworld November 27, 2011
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The Big Round Table

The Table around which The Sociopathic CEO's, SVP's, VP's
with their JD's, CPA's, MBA's, and 4.0GPA's sit for their morning meeting to discuss how to Screw their Customers/Clients out of their money without having to do anything to earn it.
The Big Round Table where high level meetings are held at any large firm especially but not exclusively The Legal, Financial/Banking Companys.

Brewery Co. Meeting: VP says "Hey Guys if We add a gallon of water to every barrel of beer We could increase production 3% Nobody would be the wiser."

Bank CEO: I have an idea "If We tell customers what a great idea it would be to help them save by moving a dollar from savings to checking everytime they use the ATM they will think We are doing them a favor. Reality is it will make the checking account almost impossible to ballance so we can get those overdraft fees up."
by Jotojoe March 19, 2013
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Kung Fu Table

The state of being comfortable after a long session of Kung Fu
by Hexyglam September 1, 2013
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Set the Table

During a 3+ way when a man cums on and around a women's vagina right before the other people involved. eats her out.

Mayour also be referred to as "Marinating the chicken" or "salting the meat"
Things got interesting last night. Emily was getting hungry so I set the table on Nicole like a gentleman should.
by mrdrurban May 23, 2015
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bliss the table

Setting that shit a blaze

Example: Keep fucking around and I'm gonna bliss your house.
White people: pass the salt and pepper

Black people: GET OUT THE KITCHEN!!! About to bliss the table.
by TrueBlkStory March 16, 2017
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licking the table cloth

Licking the butthole hair after some one takes a shit
Tyler had to go but there wasn't any toilet paper so James started "licking the table cloth"
by THE TABLE HANDLER September 12, 2017
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