The pool table bandit

Someone who steals pool balls and proceeds to ruin every game of pool he can get his hands on. Often waiting for the game to start before slowly making his way to the table to ruin it . The pool table bandit operates alone and takes his time stealing ball to ball.

Watch out this guy seems like the pool table bandit!

by The pool table bandit himself November 22, 2021

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table football

A game played on a table tennis table with a size 4 football.
The rules are similar to table tennis, but you hit the ball with your hands instead of a racket.
You play to 5 with 28 games per season; if it goes to 4-4 you go into a deuce where one player has to win by 2 over another (eg. 5-4 isn’t a win, 6-4 would be.)
A simple game with simple rules that is easy to learn but hard to master, I’d recommend it!

Man, my table football season is going so badly!
Have you seen how well Gabriel’s doing in our table football league now?

by misf3re November 22, 2021

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Mexican Table Cloth

The paper liner used for protecting yourself from contact in a public toilet seat. Sometimes called an ass-gasket

Man, I ran into the toilet to take a dump at the gas station but there was piss all over the seat, and the dispenser was all out of Mexican Table Cloths.

by Yello Roc September 14, 2023

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Table

An object

Amount of money (millions)

Get on the table

I stole 9 tables worth of cash from Angela, she needs to stop sleeping in monopoly go

by Koreey☠️🤙 September 24, 2023

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Periodic Table

The Debug Menu of the thing that created us, scientists, biologists, geologists, etc just call it the “Periodic Table” Little do the scientists know, this is just how god does it, he uses The Periodic Table like a creative mode menu.

Science Teacher: If you look at the Periodic Table you will see that Mercury is right here.

by eerie5 September 29, 2023

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